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    ...mask? I rest my case. This game is like Rambo. It’s so retardely pro-American that it actually goes past insulting me for stereotyping our entire country to making me reconsider...

  • Hey, I Thought Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Was Dead!

    ...have secretly been pining for since falling in love with American Wasteland. The trailer shown at the Videogame Awards and the information unearthed by Kotaku speak absolute volumes. First off,...

  • Q&AmeCola: Worst Game in a Series

    ...“OK” as American Wasteland, I was not expecting the series to continue heading backwards. It wasn’t a disappointment, not really—I mean, well, you know, I rarely buy games at full...

  • Carbonated News (February 2003)

    ...as Warren Zide and Craig Perry (of Zide/Perry Entertainment) have secured the rights to produce a film based on the Metroid franchise. Former flicks created by this duo include American...

  • Carbonated News (November 2004)

    ...be set in the Old West. Tentatively referred to as “Samurai Western“, Spike‘s upcoming free-roaming adventure title will take place in the 19th century’s American west, and will follow the...

  • Dear Readers: Keeping Up

    Dear Readers, Atari released its “Video Computer System” (known by most as the regular ol’ Atari) to American audiences in 1977. The next mainstream home console, the original Nintendo, came...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Mortal Kombat

    ...fighter from the original Mortal Kombat is present, and they also have an extra token black guy (who isn’t Jax), because every American Kung Fu movie legally has to have...

  • BLACK (MXB)

    ...regime of soldiers shouting in Russian dialects. The only twist here is that they’re headed up by an American whose ultra-covert division splintered off into their own rogue cell and...

  • FIFA Soccer 06 (PS2)

    In the good old U.S. of A., a soccer videogame is about as popular as a quality penguin documentary. For the most part, your everyday American surfs to the next...

  • One-Hour Videogame Super Collider Blow-Out!

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