• Skitchin’ (SG)

    ...in the sport of Skitchin’, and work your way to number one by racing on major highways in 12 major North American cities. I love racing in this game a...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Street Fighter: The Movie

    ...fights. Van Damme’s huge bicep is emblazoned with Old Glory in case you didn’t already know that he was American, which gives him a greater capacity for kicking ass than...

  • Cruis’n USA (N64)

    ...the waste out of your opponents that you’ll hardly notice the game’s dark undertones. Driving down American highways at speeds reaching 150 MPH and seeing (all within the span of...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (December 2006)

    ...the Promyvion at Dem. This time we shall emerge victorious. November 9 “And they sang dirges in the dark the day the linkshell died….” – Don McLean “American Pie” (Okay,...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...Low-Rent Adventures in Japan Wow…. And, I complain about the price of pizza here in America. Although, American pizzas aren’t full of crazy ingredients. Just stuff that actually tastes good....

  • Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES)

    ...American gamers than the first Zelda outing, produced what is relatively considered to be the ”bad” Zelda, due precisely to how beloved the original Zelda formula was and how wedded...

  • Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    ...on the American market that featured a similar story was the original Final Fantasy. Poor translations aside, the plot that drives the actual crystal gathering isn’t really all that bad....

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...Nintendo—the kinda “other” flagship character). I kinda figure that American audiences really don’t go for a whole game that is completely Japanese in tone. It’s hard to get into a...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...might be OK, but Funky Kong sounds like he was voiced by a drunken African-American pirate. Someday, Chunky. Someday. As awesome as a roster like that is, it doesn’t make...

  • Q&AmeCola: Staff-Created Content

    It’s nearly time for Thanksgiving, where we Americans spend time with family, ponder on what we are thankful for, and eat food in such quantities that it qualifies as hubris....