• Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...level. Cheap as chips, David Dickinson would say. Back onto the list of flaws, there’s the camera. The dodgy farkin’ camera. You can’t move the blasted thing when it’s in...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...individuality with a number of SHMUP gimmicks. First, after your starting level, you get to determine much of your own path from there by getting to select many levels as...

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...the implacable critic in me was pleasantly surprised by the superb learning curve, the number of concessions made in favor of the player, and the absolutely unnecessary little touches that...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...and must defeat this evil villain yet again. The Curse of Monkey Island came out a number of years after the original two, as is clearly evidenced by the extreme...

  • Dokapon Kingdom (Wii)

    ...one of the most ultimate party games ever created. Dokapon Kingdom is the Wii/PS2 edition to the series, with a number of games existing, but only three available in North...

  • Memory Cards: The Final Fantasy Legend

    ...can choose humans, mutants, or monsters. Monsters can’t use equipment, but they have skills that work very similarly to abilities in Pokémon. Each skill has a limited number of uses...

  • Memory Cards: Dragon Warrior Monsters

    ...It isn’t so much that the game is difficult as it is incredibly long and annoying. Dungeons are randomly generated with a set number of floors, each containing a set...

  • Dragon Ball Z: Super Saiya Densetsu (SFC)

    ...(because apparently he had even stronger versions of the Ginyu force in fat numbers just flying around Namek waiting for you). That part is really weird, but the way the...

  • [NSFW] Sol-Feace (SCD)

    ...almost every second shoots a different challenge at you and the sheer number of ways they do that is pretty impressive, even for a shooter from this era (although I...