• Dear Readers: The Next-Gen Consoles

    ...least, is brilliant. It’ll be even better if we can purchase any Nintendo game on-demand via their online service; but even just offering older games as bonuses with newer titles...

  • Carbonated News (June 2004)

    ...the game you control a former M16 agent who’s been discharged from the service for being too much of a badass, so he becomes a bad guy to seek his...

  • How to Be a Gamer – Part 1: In the Beginning…

    ...such service, go to a different store. Failing that, ask other customers what they think of a game (do NOT ask the clerks. They will steer you towards the expensive...

  • Carbonated News (February 2004)

    ...PSP is confirmed to have MP3 playback capabilities, and could possibly have a GPS system and some sort of messaging service. It looks like we may soon, finally, have some...

  • Submissions (September 2003)

    ...public service, i request that you include this poster in your next issue of gamecola. do not fall prey to the evils of the rabid chipmunks. – chad —– [click...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...of matches in one hand and a tank of gasoline in the other. As part of my community service, I’ve been ordered to bestow my vast knowledge upon the gaming...

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Delivery Health

    ...And more… Areas with no travel cost [Place names] SHOWER TIME [The fine print] We refuse service to minors under 18 and to persons whose intent is to engage in...

  • Earn PS3 Trophies for Watching TV?

    ...as well. Via Joystiq, a DVR service for Japanese PS3s called “Torne” may soon be offering viewers a chance to earn Trophies just by watching TV shows. They specifically cite...

  • Versus Mode: Subtitles, Diablo III, Braid, and More

    ...of “discussions” leading to terabytes of text where grown men who are accountants or emergency service personnel in the daytime go home, log into hangers like “doglickzass69,” and trade barbs...

  • Doom RPG (Mobile)

    ...down a thousand jammed doors. Also, you’re equipped with a fire extinguisher. This is used for putting out fires. BJ Blazkowicz of the Burning Rangers, at your service. You will...