• Preserving the Plastic: Connecting Multiple Systems

    ...to your TV or require RCA connections. Once you find one with the connection you are looking for and the right number of connections on the back, for the RCA...

  • Preserving the Plastic: Game Storage

    ...It doesn’t matter if you can fill the Library of Congress with your Atari 2600 cartridges, or a cozy shoe box on top of the TV with your PlayStation 2...

  • Taz-Mania (SNES)

    ...the Tasmanian outback, scarfing up a set number of tiny yellow grounded birds in each of the game’s fifteen levels. After you’ve eaten your assigned number of birds (ranging from...

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    Dear Readers: What is an RPG?

    ...of the games in the Legend of Zelda series can be considered RPGs, nor can Secret of Mana or Super Mario RPG. This got me thinking about what the true...

  • Jewel Knights Crusaders (PC) [NSFW]

    ...cause and fight the evil space dominatrices, but do not be fooled. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives....

  • Phantom Fighter (NES)

    ...into a house, with the same energy bar as your opponent, and you tactize your kung-fu so you can wipe out your opponent(s). The basic goal of the game is...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...here at the ‘Cola, I had to compete for the honor of writing? What can I say that hasn’t been said? How can it be said in a way that...

  • Mega Man 8 (PS1)

    ...and whole jalapeño peppers. And your Canadian bacon can talk. The pizzas come out of the oven with slightly burnt crusts, and who knows what they taste like, but what...

  • Giana Sisters DS (DS)

    ...should have been expected), such as touchscreen and microphone functions. Luckily, use of the touchscreen can be kept to a bare minimum. Also, gameplay takes place entirely on the top...

  • Sonic CD (SCD)

    ...technology—even though you can’t stop Dr. Robotnik building his evil empire, you can stop him from producing enemy robots and lower the number of traps in each level. Based off...