• Suikoden III (PS2)

    ...I discover it? Fuhgeddaboutit. This sentence sounds a lot better when I read it aloud doing my Jackie Mason. My previous experience with Suikoden was with number “II” [That’s not...

  • Bokosuka Wars (NES)

    ...some characters respond later than others. Other than that, no real faults for it. Replay Value: 6/10 This is just giving it a number for the sake of giving it...

  • Ubisoft Jumps on Bandwagon, Hosts Ubidays

    ...According to the press release, you can expect a large number of TV parodies and homage’s within. I’m going to tell you now, Ubisoft: No How I Met Your Mother...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more units than the runner up, and over 4.85 million units world wide? A review that, unlike most reviews around...

  • Crystalis (NES)

    ...still pretty impressive and looks pretty cool to this day. The music is hit or miss, however. Some good songs exist, but, especially early on in the game, a number...

  • Phantom Fighter (NES)

    ...this game for going slightly above the standards of NESdom (retrospectantly shallow programming, lame translations, short game time and low replay value in the modern world) for a number of...

  • E3 2011: The Sony Press Conference

    ...game is coming to the NGP. 6:20: Speaking of the NGP, Sony wants to talk about the NGP. It’s going to connect with Sony’s cell phones and tablet computers, and...

  • [NSFW] Dante’s Inferno & God of War III (PS3)

    ...that little bit extra to graduate to great. Not perfect but holy shit, it’s getting there. Kratos gets a 9. So I guess I’ll use the score-o-meter and bundle these...

  • Animal Crossing: The Movie

    ...serious and relevant turn. Being a recent high school graduate, a lot of pressure has been put on me to be successful as I continue on to “bigger and better...

  • Depression Quest (Browser)

    ...game follows You, a college graduate who couldn’t find a job in your field, so you got a job at an office working data entry. You have a girlfriend and...