• Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES)

    ...day. For starters, this game is decidedly more linear than its predecessor. The grand sense of exploration that pervades the original Zelda is lost here to more clean-cut, objective-based gameplay....

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...games that either rock or involve shooting people in the face. But then, who doesn’t enjoy Guitar Hero and Grand Theft Auto? -Zack Dear Zack, I’ve never been much for...

  • Cruis’n USA (N64)

    ...about thirty minutes) The Grand Canyon, Mt. Rushmore, and the White House whiz by certainly lacks something in realism, but this condensed version of the United States makes for a...

  • Sonic Adventure (XBLA)

    ...is trying to collect all the Chaos Emeralds, to fulfill some grand evil scheme. And just for the record, in the Japanese canon, his name has always been Doctor Eggman....

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...you will most likely have a grand ol’ time! DON’T BE A HATER! PLAY! Captain Eric’s Super Thumb says… Thumbs Up! Dungeon Runners (PC) Dungeon Runners is a free online...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...OH GOD IT’S NOT!! The horror… the hoorroorrr. I don’t think you could come up with a more dull, slow game. The number of weapons for your sweet ride is...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...cost you a whole life. Now this is where it gets tricky, because the differences are much more numerate in number (God, I’m really sucking this time) and contrast sharply...

  • Nancy Drew: Trail of the Twister (PC)

    ...have super-high standards. There are basically only three things I want to see in a Nancy Drew game: Nancy Drew A number of Laytonesque puzzles Jokes, or something else equally...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...You could argue that Donkey Kong Barrel Blast has no shortage on modes, but, in this day and age, ALL RACING GAMES SHOULD FEATURE GRAND PRIX, SINGLE RACE, AND TIME...

  • Gamera Obscura: Santa Claus no Takarabako

    ...80 squares on screen with varied numbers…and a few symbols…yeah. The game slowly “calls” the numbers/symbols, and you have to check them off on a Bingo card. Wait, did the...