• Mega Man 9 (X360-XBLA)

    ...it sells items that are of great assistance when you need them. You can easily waste them if you’re not careful, however, as they work automatically. Items such as a...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...not to blame me. I am blameless!) Anyway! At some level of activity between completely idle and extremely productive, the result is that we now have a pretty darn sizeable...

  • Top of the Heap: Girl Games

    ...year old sub-par programmers who don’t really know much about girls except what they see on Lisa Frank three-ring binder designs. These games are usually quickly cobbled together in hopes...

  • What the Crap?: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

    ...episodes on Netflix Instant Watch on my PS3. Probably the easiest way to get Mario on the PS3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY First, let’s give a listen to the intro. This was probably...

  • Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (DS)

    ...mission, same as usual, but then something completely different and entirely plot-driven would happen instead. There’s also a multiplayer mode, which I only played for about 10 minutes before giving...

  • Flash Flood: Games IN SPAAAAACE!

    ...gathering your vespene gas. = Utterly terrible. Even more repulsive than a Silicoid. Generic Space Game Creator: KyleMKP Interface: Mouse (point and click) Description: Fly a spaceship…through space! Collect powerups!...

  • Retro Game Challenge (DS)

    ...King is a clone of that bitchin’ awesome Micro Machines game that the kid down the street owned, and Rally King SP is a slightly more difficult palette swap with...

  • Super Back to the Future Part II

    ...that drives on the wrong side of the road and should really have its creative license suspended. I exaggerate—though it bears only a passing resemblance to Back to the Future...

  • Versus Mode: Gay Marriage, Racism, Rape, and More

    ...whine and bitch about it, RPGs and adventure games probably shouldn’t have action sequences. But, in reality, is it really that big of a deal? Complaining about the difficulty? Come...

  • Gamera Obscura: Asmik-kun Land

    ...OF CRAP PLAYS LIKE A RIGOR MORTIS RACCOON. Good call. Actually, this game plays really slowly compared to most other platformers, which makes relatively short levels appear to take practically...