• Q&AmeCola: Worst Playthrough

    ...couldn’t cheat my way to victory. The Game Genie codes for this game weren’t very useful. The best code is, “don’t take most damage,” and that doesn’t help very much,...

  • Player Two: Take-Two Deserves Whatever it Gets

    ...actually promote anything other than cartoon characters stealing cars. Hell, I already knew that from watching any cartoon in the 80s. But I digress. The real trouble started last summer...

  • [NSFW] Virtual Hydlide (SAT)

    ...man. Buck up. Show I’m not yella. I restart. This time, I put in the code that will give me the famed Fairy Armor. The code is FAIRYPLATE. What this...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Justin Walden

    ...is just an added bonus to this huge city you get to run around in. Steal cars, shoot people, blow things up, fiddle with the radio, have sex with prostitutes…...

  • James Pond: Codename RoboCod (PS1)

    ...Advance. Four releases of what is effectively shovelware obviously wasn’t enough, as James Pond: Codename RoboCod was added to the PlayStation Network as a downloadable title in 2008. It takes...

  • Ghost Trick – Ghost Shuffle

    ...was missing. You see, the Japanese iOS release had two bonus games. The first one is “Missile Omikuji”, a game in which Missile reads your fortune. Don’t tell anyone, but...

  • Ape Quest (PSP)

    ...download (oh yea, did I mention that this is a downloadable game for the PSP?), each with a mess of storyline quests, sidequests, various minigames, and a couple bonus dungeons...

  • Dark Parables: The Final Cinderella (PC)

    ...bonus stories, which are unlocked by finding the 36 collectibles that are hidden throughout the game. At least, the game pretends they are hidden collectibles. In reality, all the collectibles...

  • Fright (PC)

    ...with a bonus chapter that makes up a quarter of the gameplay. The bonus chapter takes place nine years before the main game, when the motel was in its prime....

  • Memory Cards: The 7th Saga Revisited

    ...trade off a lack of equipment for extra bonuses on leveling up. I’m not sure if it really made the game easier, but it at least left me with one...