• The Gates of Life: Episode 56 – Eww?

    ...Narrators United Doom Squad, whose sole purpose was to take over every world in existence in order to punish people for ignoring their narrators. Rivers, Render Girl, and Bar-Bar, unsure...

  • FIFA Soccer 06 (PS2)

    ...for a richer gaming experience. FIFA 2006 includes tournaments, comprising teams and players from leagues all over the world, ranging from Italy’s Serie A to England’s Premiership to the United...

  • Figure Fours and Magic Eights: WWE WrestleMania XXII

    ...and The Big Show, via pinfall after a chokeslam at 8:01. Chris Benoit (def.) vs. John “Bradshaw” Layfield for the United States Championship Chris Benoit’s cheating ways might have been...

  • Carbonated News (December 2004)

    – The remake of one of Genesis’ most popular titles that I’ve never played, Altered Beast, is sadly no longer slated to come to the United States. I know you’re...

  • Carbonated News (May 2004)

    ...ports for GBA are Balloon Fight, Dr. Mario, Adventure Island, Ghosts ‘n’ Goblins, and Clu Clu Land. The first set of titles is set to be released in the United...

  • Carbonated News (July 2002)

    ...disc, for the Playstation One. This game is never, ever coming out in the United States, and we should all cry about it. A lot. ‘Cause that would be cool...

  • LittleBigPlanet Karting [Beta] (PS3)

    ...Racers that they could apply a LittleBigPlanet theme to—which is made even more obvious by United Front Games (who worked on ModNation Racers) working on this title too. That’s what...

  • 0wning the Competition: Aerial Gaming

    ...have to finish that book I was reading. It’s a good idea that I think airlines should consider investing further in. One would think that two on-board media servers wouldn’t...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Lessons in Gaming

    ...new Ace Attorney game, to name but a few. "Miles Edgeworth is a god among men. Also, thank you for flying with iFly Airlines today." Now, the more observant among...

  • Carbonated News (October 2004)

    ...possible to top their atrocity. But this year, instead of booking someone who is entertaining to host the show (David Spade ain’t so bad), Spike TV has decided to call...