• Mid-Boss: Nintendo and its Fanboys

    ...million copies and receive glowing reviews from the completely interchangeable rent-a-personality sheep who frequent gaming forums. “I particularly enjoyed the unlockable flecks of sweetcorn buried deep within the main body...

  • Games for the Casual Gamer: Crash Bandicoot: Warped

    ...move into another World, you must collect the level’s purple crystal (you can also receive a clear crystal by hitting all of the brown boxes). After you’ve collected the purple...

  • Q&AmeCola: Outrageous Achievements

    ...no longer eligible for steady pay under a lord, no longer able to receive the support of tens of thousands of soldiers, and forever seen as a petulant upstart. Capturing...

  • Sam & Max Hit the Road (PC)

    ...freelance detectives: Sam, the sensible dog dressed like something from a 1940s gangster movie, and Max, his partner, who is simply an insane destruction-obsessed white rabbit. The two work together...

  • Swordquest: WaterWorld

    ...EarthWorld, FireWorld, WaterWorld, and AirWorld. Each game’s release would be followed by a related gaming competition held at Atari’s headquarters in Sunnydale, CA, the winner of which would receive a...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...year that saw Chrono Trigger, Dragon Quest IV, Quest for Glory, and Pajama Sam all receive modern makeovers, it’s hard to see how any blah blah blah. I’m tired of...

  • … of the Month: Custom Characters

    ...the character? What did you like/dislike about character customization? If you have pictures, even better! Show them off! Best custom characters will receive a special prize!!! That’s right, a special...

  • Games for the Casual Gamer: Crazy Taxi

    ...better license you receive) When you first open up to the game you are given a list of “types” of ways to play Crazy Taxi. (It would be best for...

  • Are You Game?: Xbox 360

    ...Warcraft or Final Fantasy XI and don’t have the time to devote to an RPG of this scale. Are you ready to receive your measure as a human being? Well,...

  • Taito Legends 2 (PS2)

    ...to end, you simply receive a punishment of more stacking jewels from your opponent and their character celebrates the victory. As you build jewels, you can better organize counter attacks...