• Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: I’m Afraid of Americans (Part Two)

    I’m Afraid of Americans: Part 2 (Click here for Part 1) Bathrooms: +1 Japan, +1 America What’s the deal with these bathroom stalls? This and American football have got me...

  • Shadow Madness (PSX)

    ...in the mid-nineties. Poor Ted has since disappeared from the gaming world, as have most of the SM team. This was meant to be a new dawn for American RPGs...

  • What the Crap?: Hoganlessness

    ...including the Real American Terry ‘Hulk Hogan’ Bollea.” A professional wrestler, American Gladiators commentator, and all-around BAMF, Hulk Hogan has graced the world of martial arts, movies, and yes, even...

  • Urban Chaos: Riot Response (MXB)

    ...mask? I rest my case. This game is like Rambo. It’s so retardely pro-American that it actually goes past insulting me for stereotyping our entire country to making me reconsider...

  • Carbonated News (February 2003)

    ...as Warren Zide and Craig Perry (of Zide/Perry Entertainment) have secured the rights to produce a film based on the Metroid franchise. Former flicks created by this duo include American...

  • FIFA Soccer 06 (PS2)

    In the good old U.S. of A., a soccer videogame is about as popular as a quality penguin documentary. For the most part, your everyday American surfs to the next...

  • Carbonated News (October 2002)

    – From your television to your…well…television comes American Idol: the videogame. Based on the “hit” TV series of the same name, this yet unnamed title by Vivendi Universal is to...

  • Q&AmeCola: Worst Game in a Series

    ...“OK” as American Wasteland, I was not expecting the series to continue heading backwards. It wasn’t a disappointment, not really—I mean, well, you know, I rarely buy games at full...

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    Nintendo 64: Change the System

    Remember a really, really long time ago? About 1996, I believe, when the Nintendo 64 was on the verge of American release. Everybody’s favorite propaganda-spewing magazine Nintendo Power was making...

  • Hey, I Thought Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Was Dead!

    ...have secretly been pining for since falling in love with American Wasteland. The trailer shown at the Videogame Awards and the information unearthed by Kotaku speak absolute volumes. First off,...