• The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (GCN)

    ...a really memorable character. This review might seem overly negative, but that’s mainly because I’m grumpy about the game spending so much time in development. Nintendo’s preview policy on this...

  • Samurai Shodown Sen (X360)

    ...used to be the lowest point for this series… With Samurai Shodown Sen, a lot has definitely been lost, visually. No, scrap that. Honesty is the best policy—this game is...

  • Spoilers Are Now Available for Back to the Future

    ...no idea—I’m assuming that if you learn what Game 2 is going to be about, then you’ll automatically know what happens in Game 1, and so on—but it’s GameCola policy...

  • Topware May or May Not Suck

    ...refresh a LOT to make webpages about their games look more popular Additionally, according to a post on Beefjack, the publisher attacked the “five is average” review score policy that...

  • Desura CEO Discusses Goals

    ...insulting, I personally support this wholeheartedly. There’s a nice niche somewhere between Steam’s Greenlight approval process and itch.io’s 100% acceptance policy, and Desura could easily cash in on that middle...

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...fierceness you’d expect from a boy in pajamas fighting disembodied lips for the right to live. I had a zero-tolerance policy for Loaded Dice. I snarfed down Magic Pudding like...

  • That’s So Cliché: Smacked Edition

    ...every day, I go to my mailbox, patiently and excitedly awaiting fan mail, only to receive bills (which can’t be paid because GameCola has a strict no-wage policy in place)...

  • Carbonated News: E3 2009 Review

    ...shouted, “Nintendo’s policy of not updating games online post-release is looking pretty damn good now, huh?” Facebook and Twitter are coming to Xbox Live! That’s a bold move for Twitter,...

  • Inside the Guide: Rejection

    ...Police. This actually seems like a worthwhile policy. ALL CAPS TALKING IS RATHER ANNOYING, and it wouldn’t hurt if guides got an occasional spell check. Sadly, I believe this rule...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: This Banning Season

    ...World at War by a member of the Xbox LIVE Policy and Enforcement Team. When they discovered the account with invulnerability enabled and flying amongst the birds, the XBLPET clipped...