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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #1

    ...ever possibly be as good at gaming as a boy. (Whatever.) 3. Want can manifest itself in a number of ways — sexual repression, uncontrollable humping/nudity, large scale brawls at...

  • Manic Miner (ZXS)

    ...determined subterranean dweller. But Miner Willy is no ordinary miner. Miner Willy is a MANIC Miner. Miner Willy’s mission is to retrieve a varying number of objects from twenty single-screen...

  • Versus Mode: Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Ruby

    ...Japanese names and their numbers. This time your rival pulls the same trick with the three types of starting Pokémon. However, your rival is actually more of a friend in...

  • Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (GCN)

    ...eight basic missions that basically teach you how to perform such complex actions as walking and…walking backwards, the total number of Konquest missions rounds out at 218. Besides the little...

  • Guilty Gear X2 (PS2)

    ...character’s arsenal of moves, overdrive attacks, and instant death moves, there are a number of universal moves that make for a variety of combinations. Most all of these maneuvers depend...

  • Chrono Cross (PS1)

    ...about thirty to forty hours), to which I say no. The sheer number of possible party members leads to a severe lack of character development, a major downfall for Chrono...

  • MTV Remote Control (NES)

    ...one-digit number, ranging from 1 to 9, with no other label to tell you what these numbers stand for. They’re useless to anybody curious as to the categories of questions...

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    The Top 5 Games of 1994

    ...more than the original Clay Fighter with spiffier graphics and smoother gameplay, it has earned its spot as the number three video game of 1994. It’s still Clay Fighter. It’s...

  • You Can’t Go Home Again

    ...available in Korean at the time and required the Korean equivalent of a social security number to get an account. My time with the leopard-print Archers and giant Baphomets was...

  • Carbonated News (May 2004)

    ...as confusing. Oh well, at least now they’re trying to number their games. – In addition to the above announcement, Nintendo has leaked to the public a list of games...