• Manic Miner (ZXS)

    ...determined subterranean dweller. But Miner Willy is no ordinary miner. Miner Willy is a MANIC Miner. Miner Willy’s mission is to retrieve a varying number of objects from twenty single-screen...

  • Carbonated News (May 2004)

    ...as confusing. Oh well, at least now they’re trying to number their games. – In addition to the above announcement, Nintendo has leaked to the public a list of games...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...Games are among your favorite. I’m not going to be picky on the number of games, but try to stay around 3-5. Series of games can count as one, if...

  • Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Ultimate Sith Edition) (X360)

    ...awoke my interest in this game happened shortly after I parted ways with my money for it. Ten minutes in, I started earning an insane number of Achievements. It involved...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 14 – Gamer Envy

    ...them for quite some time and have played a good number of them, yes?” “Yes.” “And you’ve NEVER played a Zelda game?” “No,” replied Alli, definitively. “Tom, she’s not making...

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    New GameCola Slogan

    ...to suggestions. END QUOTE Well, obviously, Paul doesn’t remember the results of The Great GameCola Slogan Contest that I personally presided over last year. We had a number of great...

  • A Boy and His Blob (Wii)

    ...solve the puzzle at hand. Add to that the fact that there are a number of bosses that require quick reflexes, something that the Boy is severely lacking in, and...

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    Professor Layton Reads a Bedtime Story

    ...puzzle! There are twenty cows in a field and you want to separate them into groups of five—” “Professor!” “What is the fewest number of fences you have to build?”...

  • Attack of the Clones: Sonic the Hedgehog (Part 2)

    ...large number of expansive stages—with a great little twist at the halfway point. See? Unlike last issue’s woeful Awesome Possum, this critter can actually back up his claim of radical-ness....