• The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...Precipice of Darkness – Episode 2 (PC/X360-XBLA/PS3-PSN) The second part of an episodic series based on the Internet’s favorite videogame Web comic, (sorry,Ctrl+Alt+Del!) Penny Arcade Adventures: Episode 2 combines the...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...get it now? It was originally released in Jay-Pan as Doki Doki Panic! You can wiki it from there. Anyway, my own personal experience with this game is pretty rich....

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...about his frog and decides to suit up and start shooting robots seems pretty normal, all things considered. Seriously, I wish I could get paid to write stuff like that....

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...learn of new groups, and while I hate Underoath with an undying passion, screamo songs are indeed the best ones to sing when drunk off your ass at a party;...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...a fruit-bearing tree that also has palm leaves and maple leaves. Maybe it’s one of them artificial trees that have been ruining Christmas for the past 10 years or something....

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...the games got more obscure with larger caveats. This continues today. The part that annoys me the most is how utterly pointless these lists are. They don’t make anyone play...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...his assassin and a number of other soldiers who had appeared. Once the danger had passed, he regained enough control of himself to realize that he was, in fact, alive....

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    For those of you around the Baltimore area who enjoy video games, rock, and any combination of the two, 32-BIT GENOCIDE will be going down at the Patterson Creative Alliance...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...concept, and while it might not have aged well, it is certainly on par with games of the period. The graphics are pretty decent, for the game’s time. Not much...