• Contact (DS)

    ...the game is closer to what you’re used to from most DS games. The professor knows you, the player, exist, but the character on the bottom screen, Terry, is unaware...

  • The Ten Reasons: Mega Man 3

    ...or Shadow Mario, but I haven’t seen any that contain a doppleganger of the opposite gender beside Mega Man 3. Mega Girl’s backstory is kind of confusing because all her...

  • Versus Mode: Magazines, Digital Distribution, Motion Controls, and More

    ...serious articles, I began to lose interest. I needed my fix of serious gaming news, because, reaching my late teens, it became hard for me to get excited about “sequels”...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...a fucking imbecile. Because you honestly believe that you and her still have a chance. You even send her some more of your hard-earned cash through Western Union, because she’s...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 33 – Fusion

    Chapter Thirty-Three Fusion Rivers: I’ll use my unstoppable fusion powers to solve this mess! Evil Narrator: Not so fast, fool! I’ll just- Narrator Two: Rivers throws out four fusion balls,...

  • Street Fighter II (SNES)

    ...to legal controversy surrounding the use of the name Mike Bison. Capcom used the name to compare the boxing character to American boxing legend (stay with me here) Mike Tyson,...

  • [NSFW] Shin Megami Tensei (SF)

    ...use your computer to summon a demon, defend, or use an item. You other comrades can’t use a computer, so they have magic. I’m sure I mentioned before that you...

  • Submissions (July 2007)

    ...don’t know if I would give anything a name like that a chance. Cheat Codes for Getting Out of Your Damn House NOOOOOOO!!! You can’t leave! Well, OK, maybe you...

  • Mario Strikers Charged (Wii)

    ...exercise in bottling up your violent tendencies. There is a pretty steep learning curve on the controls, though the controls themselves are easy to understand. Gameplay makes use of both...

  • Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders (FMT)

    ...to” action, either. Considering how adventure games ended up panning out, this seems to be a cardinal sin. And you definitely notice it here, because, unlike in MM, there are...