• 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...the death, Paul still has the same amount of Spasm as he did before he drank it (previously, the number would go down by one). This makes more sense to...

  • Inside the Guide: Pajama Sam: Life is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff!

    ...of USD $112380913280913280129381023981230.3 bajillion million gazillion dollars. It belonged to one of our imaginary foreigner customers who died in a plane crash, and we have decided to give it to...

  • Project Sylpheed (X360)

    ...ships in this totally black space!” Yeah, there’s a lot to be desired in terms of Project Sheepherd’s mission structure. 95% of the time, you’ll be shooting down X number...

  • WiiWare Review (June 2008)

    ...repetitive and annoying as the limited number of enemy variations, and the boss battles are almost boring. SAVE YOUR POINTS, especially if you are a shooter fan.” June 9th, 2008...

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...have a percentage number for each character at the bottom of the screen. What does that mean, just out of curiousity? I thought it represented health/damage, but you can go...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...zombies, or in an iambic pentameter verse sung to Baroque Lute and Quaalude fashion, which no one, including those atheist theatre pussies, can remember how to do. If, by some...

  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

    ...I’ll tell it to you someday, maybe Reformation Sunday. 3. By now, I kinda forgot that I was doing a shitty philosophical theme. 4. Also a good Reformation Sunday story....

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...his assassin and a number of other soldiers who had appeared. Once the danger had passed, he regained enough control of himself to realize that he was, in fact, alive....

  • Westerado: Double Barreled (PC)

    ...buffalo ranchers, and a number of other people living in this bygone era. Each playthrough changes the game based on the quests you complete and your actions through the game....