• Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...going to work drunk and just saying “Fuck it. I’m drunk, gimme the phone and I’ll field customer support,” and I accidentally pushed speaker phone. Yes, dicks and dames, Meteo...

  • Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

    ...but that is clearly GameCola staff member Michael Ridgaway holding the camera. Nice beard, Mike! This poor child has had his brain rotted by videogames, and thinks he is trapped...

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    ...house to play it. I call him on his cell sometime later. The transcript goes as follows: [phone rings] Braden: “Halo?” Travis: Hey man, I—did you just say “hello” or...

  • [NSFW] The Punisher (MXB)

    ...better sounding ones to tell you about their environmental deaths. CENTRAL ZOO LEVEL — Holy shit, this has got to be my favorite level in the game. Apparently, my neighbor...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...Why is it always so easy to get the cheap ones? Damn green rupee! And so our hero, facing death itself to rescue the damsel in distress, who is actually...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...behind. However…it’s going to cost $68! I just don’t see how most people would go for that. Especially with all the cheap, cheap, cheap indie and downloadable games I mentioned...

  • iCasual

    ...short, easy to write about, and don’t scathe the wallet. There is always something else to play. Although the games are cheap, these Apple devices are still mega expensive. With...

  • Sly Cooper Trilogy (PS2)

    ...yet, and you can get them pretty cheap in the used game bins. One series of games that you may not have heard of is Sucker Punch Productions’ Sly Cooper...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    Last month we talked about cheapness in online multiplayer games in a more general way. This time, I’m going to make it personal. If I’m going to address this subject,...

  • Beauty Lawyer Victoria (iPad)

    In ten words or less, Beauty Lawyer Victoria is a cheap Phoenix Wright clone. You star as Victoria, the Beauty Lawyer. Your client, Larry Butz Dennis, has been falsely accused...