• Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

    ...but that is clearly GameCola staff member Michael Ridgaway holding the camera. Nice beard, Mike! This poor child has had his brain rotted by videogames, and thinks he is trapped...

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...going to work drunk and just saying “Fuck it. I’m drunk, gimme the phone and I’ll field customer support,” and I accidentally pushed speaker phone. Yes, dicks and dames, Meteo...

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    ...house to play it. I call him on his cell sometime later. The transcript goes as follows: [phone rings] Braden: “Halo?” Travis: Hey man, I—did you just say “hello” or...

  • Beauty Lawyer Victoria (iPad)

    In ten words or less, Beauty Lawyer Victoria is a cheap Phoenix Wright clone. You star as Victoria, the Beauty Lawyer. Your client, Larry Butz Dennis, has been falsely accused...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    Last month we talked about cheapness in online multiplayer games in a more general way. This time, I’m going to make it personal. If I’m going to address this subject,...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Those Darn Campers!

    ...out of our gaming experiences, and we kindly invite you to…well, don’t be that guy. There isn’t a more despised cheap tactic in the realm of online shooting games than...

  • Sly Cooper Trilogy (PS2)

    ...yet, and you can get them pretty cheap in the used game bins. One series of games that you may not have heard of is Sucker Punch Productions’ Sly Cooper...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...successful formulas—most noticeably the stealth action formula, ala Metal Gear Solid, for missions into caves or a factory that our cute and rather badass heroine Jade undertakes. Most of her...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...behind. However…it’s going to cost $68! I just don’t see how most people would go for that. Especially with all the cheap, cheap, cheap indie and downloadable games I mentioned...

  • iCasual

    ...grab a large library of games for under $20, and it will last you for weeks and weeks. You may have noticed that I’m mostly reviewing iPhone games now. They’re...