• Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...going to work drunk and just saying “Fuck it. I’m drunk, gimme the phone and I’ll field customer support,” and I accidentally pushed speaker phone. Yes, dicks and dames, Meteo...

  • [NSFW] Halo (MXB)

    ...house to play it. I call him on his cell sometime later. The transcript goes as follows: [phone rings] Braden: “Halo?” Travis: Hey man, I—did you just say “hello” or...

  • [NSFW] The Punisher (MXB)

    ...date is because my cell phone still lives, though just barely. I can’t get a signal but I can check my calendar. And play Doom RPG. Friday, May 11, 2007...

  • Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

    ...in some sort of RPG. He has recently been seen running wild in the town of Onett, where he has attacked a number of helpless runaway dogs with his baseball...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...doesn’t say “cheap Halloween punk rock.” But putting aside Jade’s aesthetic appeal, she isn’t the run of the mill hero. She isn’t overwhelmingly cute, nor too tom boyish, and she...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...behind. However…it’s going to cost $68! I just don’t see how most people would go for that. Especially with all the cheap, cheap, cheap indie and downloadable games I mentioned...

  • Beauty Lawyer Victoria (iPad)

    In ten words or less, Beauty Lawyer Victoria is a cheap Phoenix Wright clone. You star as Victoria, the Beauty Lawyer. Your client, Larry Butz Dennis, has been falsely accused...

  • Sly Cooper Trilogy (PS2)

    ...yet, and you can get them pretty cheap in the used game bins. One series of games that you may not have heard of is Sucker Punch Productions’ Sly Cooper...

  • iCasual

    ...Apple operating system). The AppStore is an easy to use system whereby the user can purchase and download games and applications to their iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad. Some of...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    Last month we talked about cheapness in online multiplayer games in a more general way. This time, I’m going to make it personal. If I’m going to address this subject,...