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    The Top 5 Games of 1994

    It seems only appropriate, in keeping with our 1994-inspired issue of GameCola (see: NHL Hockey ’94) that we write a little about this less-than-stellar year in gaming. In a year...

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    Philly Classic 3 Report

    Try to imagine your own personal euphoria. To some, it may be a scenic countryside, with bunnies, deer, butterflies, and all sorts of other delectably cute creatures prancing about. For...

  • NHL ’94 (SNES)

    Summer 1994: My brothers and I go to Pinelands Video (since gone out of business) in order to find a Super Nintendo game to amuse ourselves with; NHL ’94 is...

  • Now available on Xbox Live Community Games

    You know I’m not making that one up, because I have the game’s trailer to prove it. From the game’s official description: “Chug your beer as fast as you can!...

  • Chrono Cross (PS1)

    Let me state right off the bat that I was unable to complete this game in time (see: “Dear Readers“). I have done my homework on it, though: I’ve read...

  • [NSFW] Red Faction (PS2)

    Geography Modification (Geo-Mod): The arbitrary alteration of the domain which makes up a video game’s environment. Its implications to the world of gaming were incredible—finally, rockets, bombs, and other assorted...

  • Carbonated News (October 2003)

    – Much like Sonic the Hedgehog before him, Mega Man is about to have released a vast collection of his elderly titles. This compilation, which is being released to honor...

  • Pong: The Next Level (PS1)

    Two warriors, engaged in a back-and-forth struggle for supreme victory. The ball bounces one way, and then the other—a warrior falters, and his opponent scores a goal. The battle starts...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    The Mystery of Monkey Island: Why the Fourth Game Was Terrible All right, so there wasn’t really much to the plot. Something bad happens to your girlfriend/fiancé/governor upon whom you...

  • Peter Pan and the Pirates (NES)

    If the name of this game looks familiar, congratulations—you are one of maybe five people in the whole world who remember that old Fox cartoon Peter Pan and the Pirates....