Search Results for: Paul%20Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ribbit King Rumble
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...cover! Paul: ONE. Paul: TWO!! Paul: THR–OH MY GAWD! Paul: SHE WOKE UP! Eric: She? Eric: What! Eric: NO! Eric: FINISH IT PEPE. Paul: PRINCESS TIPPI! Eric: She’s gone! OUT!...
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Dear Readers: The Best of Submissions/The Death of Submissions
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...“Sure, whatever, man.” Matt gulped and reached his hand towards Paul’s face. His fingers twitched, inches from Paul’s beard. Then…connection. Matt’s hand reached Paul’s cheek, and slowly began stroking Paul’s...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Second Annual Dino Rikki Invitational Battle Royal
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...Paul! Paul: GUEST HOST??? Jack: Exactly. Eric: Who is the one demoted now! HA! Paul: I’m not the frickin’ guest host! Jack: Let’s get this match underway. Eric: What match...
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Michael and Paul’s Adventures on Bird-Girl Island
Blog Posts by Michael Gray on
...Michael and Paul Land on Bird-Girl Island SCENE 1: A rough, mountainous countryside. Michael and Paul climb into view, both of them carrying birds. PAUL How much longer do we...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Diablo vs. a Chocobo
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...Coliseum. Paul: Diablo trotted off. Paul: The referee ran away. Paul: Eric walked out. Paul: I’M ALL ALONE! Paul: This sucks. Paul: FINE THEN! Paul: That is IT for DCW...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Third Annual Dino Rikki Invitational Battle Royal
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...EPIC! Eric: EPIC, I SAYS. Paul: OK, let’s go. Paul: Right now. Paul: LET’S DO IT. Paul: Zipper Snowball Leaves…SHOOT! Paul: HAH! I have zipper. Paul: Eat it. Eric: I...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: “Who Can Stop Me?” Challenge: Mr. Domino vs. Prince of all Cosmos
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...SPECTACULAR. Paul: He goes for the pinfall! Paul: ONE! Paul: TWO! Paul: THRE–MY GAWD! HOW! Paul: HOW DID HE GET UP?? Eric: There is no quit in the Prince of...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Dino Riki Invitational
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...Eric: That’s right Paul! The one, the only…. farmer from Harvest Moon! Paul: …. Paul: And you thought Ecco was lame. Paul: Hoe in hand, the farmer dashes into the...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Master Chief vs. Wall Street Kid in a 3 Stages of Hell Match!
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...we cant see!? Paul: How can’t we commentate, Eric? Paul: Not good enough for the job? Paul: Do I need to find a replacement? Paul: Do I, Eric?! Eric: IS...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Jaster Rogue vs. Manny Calavera in a Hell in a Cell Match!
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...to mankind. Paul: Are you ready for this one, gamefans? Paul: DCW’s first ever… Paul: HELL IN A CELL MATCH. Paul: First time EVER. Eric: INSANITY ABOUNDS Paul: For those...