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DCW: Phoenix Wright vs. Commander Shepard!
Columns by Paul Franzen and Eric Regan on
...Paul: “FIVE!” Paul: “SIX!” Paul: … Paul: “…OBJECTION!” Eric: Huh?! That’s not a number! Paul: That’s not the referee, either! There’s someone at the entrance ramp, pointing their finger out...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Error vs. Serge
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...colorful. Paul: Now you’re getting into it! SmarterChild: Do I like what? Paul: Huh? SmarterChild: I don’t like the way you’re speaking now. These are awful words to use. Paul:...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Donkey Kong vs. Carmen Sandiego in a Steel Cage Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...crime! Eric: CRUSH HER! DOOOO IT! Paul: DON’T DO IT! IT’S NOT WORTH IT! Paul: BUT WAIT! What’s going on under the ring?? Paul: Look at all those people filing...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Chuck Rock vs. Phoenix Wright
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...one cares, Paul! NO ONE! Nothing would have saved that doomed man! Paul: Our plucky hero, Paul Franzen, runs to the scene of the crime to nab the evidence. Paul:...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cool Spot vs. The Hamburgler
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA;SDAHAHAHAHHFFHFASDFSFD. Paul: HAH HAH HAH. Paul: I didn’t know you had it in you, Eric! Paul: Maybe you’re a comic genius, too. Paul: Just like me. Eric: I want to...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Princess Peach vs. Princess Zelda in an Inferno Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...POWERFUL names come to mind. Eric: That’s right! Peach and Zelda. Paul: … Paul: You’re joking. Paul: Now Eric, tell us them who’s really in tonight’s main event! Eric: Joking?...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Paper Mario vs. Baby Mario
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...Jannetty….and he succeeds! Paul: And he goes for the pinfall again. Eric: One. Eric: TWO. Eric: But the baby kicks out. Paul: WHAT. Paul: HOW. Paul: He got HIT in...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: 10-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal!
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: Welcome again everybody to the DCW arena! I’m Paul Franzen, and with me as always is Eric “Fisher-Price games are WAY too hard” Regan, we have a powerful special...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Ice Climbers vs. Chill Penguin & Blizzard Buffalo
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...Paul! Paul: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Paul: MY FREAKING EYE! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUUUUUTTT!! Eric: Oh jeez, you damn baby. Eric: THERE, is that better!? The tiny little knife has been...