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  • WWF Super WrestleMania (SNES)

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    Haven’t you always wanted to don the tights of pro-wrestling legend Typhoon? Yeah, me either. They wouldn’t fit, for one. For two, he sucks. But you can do just that...

  • Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy’s Invention (SG)

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    Well, at least the effort was there. Instead of just slapping a license onto a premade crappy game (à la Back to the Future (NES), Toy Story (SG, SNES), Jaws...

  • Hit of the Art Show

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    The Shawnee Art Show displayed the best of what my school’s creative talent has to offer. There were paintings, sculptures, photographs, children’s books, masks, dishes — several of which (among...

  • Taz-Mania (SNES)

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    Have your parents ever told you to not play in traffic? If so, then Taz-Mania is the Super Nintendo game for your inner rebel. You play as Taz, the infamous...

  • [NSFW] Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind (SNES)

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    Welcome to Platforming Hell. Population: One Obnoxious Bobcat. Oh no! Aliens are plotting to plunder the world’s supply of yarn! Quick! Run through the levels at a break-neck pace trying...

  • Carbonated News (March 2003)

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    Be the first on your block to own a chunk of Mars! Enix (man, I can’t wait for their merger with Square), in collaboration with the Lunar Embassy Corporation, is...

  • Swordquest: FireWorld

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    With their EarthWorld competition now a piece of the past and winner Stephen Bell now $15,000 richer, Atari commenced phase two of their plot to reanimate their critically-conditioned console—the second...

  • Star Fox 64 (N64)

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    Star Fox 64 is the type of game to play when you’re up late at night on Christmas Eve, soooo incredibly excited about the new games that you’ll be unwrapping...

  • Carbonated News (February 2003)

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    Okay, this whole movie thing is starting to get pretty obnoxious. Apparently Samus Aran, female bounty hunter extraordinaire, has been the latest victim to the video game industry’s cinematic trend,...

  • Carbonated News (January 2003)

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    – What could someday easily be considered the greatest console yet to exist really proved itself this past November. In the Game Boy Advance‘s year and a half lifespan, there...