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[NSFW] Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #003

Columns by Christian Porter on May 6, 20132

From Maine to Oregon Via Japan In entertainment, works are considered to take place in their own separate universes which other, unrelated, works are generally not a part of. Sometimes...
Q&AmeCola: Your Videogame Crush

Columns by GameCola Staff on April 4, 20133

This month’s question was submitted by Matt Jonas. Videogames are our business, and if there’s one thing we’ve all learned from hard-boiled detective noir novels, it’s that you never get...
PAX East 2013 Double-Recap

Blog Posts by Christian Porter and Paul Franzen on March 26, 20132

Here at GameCola, we take our PAX East coverage very seriously. Our primary goal is to inform you, so we make the trip to the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center,...
Hacks’n’Slash #2: Sonic X – Regenerated

Podcasts by Paul Franzen on March 27, 20134

...In this episode, we have: Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction. Oh yes. Be afraid. Performing in this episode are yours truly, Alex Jedraszczak, Diana Gray, Christian Porter, Joseph Martin, Matt Jonas,...
Maid RPGcast – Part 1: Let Them Eat Cake

Podcasts by Michael Gray on March 22, 20139

...playing the game. Christian “Christina” Porter, the bazooka-wielding pyromaniac who destroyed her own homeland. Anna “Anna” Bryniarski, the vampire princess with mind-control powers. Alex “Jedulara” Jedraszczak, the cool chef who...
Q&AmeCola: What Character Do You Look Like?

Columns by GameCola Staff on March 12, 2013

Whether it’s a famous athlete or a TV or movie star, we all know a celebrity or two who looks a bit like us. But what about videogame characters? This...
[NSFW] The Failure of Xbox Live Indie Games

Blog Posts by Christian Porter on October 15, 2013

The following was the original introduction to my ArcadeCraft review, but it ended up devolving into me just writing a melodramatic rant about stuff everybody already knows. When Xbox Live...
ArcadeCraft (XBLIG)

Reviews by Christian Porter on March 20, 2013

Note: this review was written based on gameplay from late February 2013. Periodic updates are scheduled for the game and problems that existed at the time I played it may...
Hacks’n’Slash #1: Luigi and Daisy’s Journey of Love and Sadness

Podcasts by Paul Franzen on February 18, 201319

...fellow ironic hipsters Michael Gray, Diana Gray, Alex Jedraszczak, Christian Porter, and Frank Jacobs in a fine table reading of “Luigi and Daisy’s Journey of Love and Sadness”—a fanfiction about...
[NSFW] Crystalis D&Dcast – Part 10: The Final Countdown

Podcasts by Nathaniel Hoover on March 15, 201311

...Part 10 | Pursuing the villains to the magical altar that controls the Angry Sea, Alex “Zebu” Jedraszczak, Christian “Tornel” Porter, Vangie “Asina” Ridgaway, and Mike “Kensu” Ridgaway race against...