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[NSFW] Toilet Tycoon (PC)

Reviews by Christian Porter on December 18, 20123

Pull up a seat. Let Uncle Christian tell you a real rags-to-riches story about a once proud genre of games—the business management sim. They enjoyed a rise to popularity in...
[NSFW] Crippled Pixels: Anagrammed Games

Comics by Christian Porter on January 30, 20132

I can't believe you did that to Enchanted Arms, Christian....
[NSFW] Q&AmeCola: Favorites of 2012

Columns by GameCola Staff on February 7, 20135

...a rare numbered holofoil. Almost impossible to find. We’d be willing to trade a Nathaniel Hoover, a Matt Gardner and two Christian Porters if you come across one.). This month’s...
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Atari’s Naughty Side

Columns by Christian Porter on September 28, 2012

This classic GameCola article was originally published in September 2007. Disclaimer: The following article contains not-safe-for-work and/or not-safe-for-underage-readers material. Please read at your own discretion. Or your parents’ discretion, if...
Top of the Heap: Games Nobody Remembers Based on Licenses Nobody Remembers (Part Two)

Columns by Christian Porter on August 1, 2007

First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
Top of the Heap: Sports Games in Which You Kill People

Columns by Christian Porter on July 1, 2007

First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
Pokémon Pearl (DS)

Reviews by Christian Porter on June 1, 2007

Pokémon are back yet again, and this time it’s not a shitty pinball game (Pokémon Pinball), a Tetris rip-off (Pokémon Trozei) or a taking-pictures-in-an-Epcot-ride simulation (Pokémon Snap)—it’s actual, honest-to-Christ, hot...
Top of the Heap: Culturally Irrelevant Games

Columns by Christian Porter on June 1, 2007

First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Wii)

Reviews by Christian Porter on August 13, 2015

This classic GameCola article was originally posted in May, 2007. Since its GBA inception, nothing has delivered ridiculous, ADHD-friendly fun quite like the WarioWare series. The newest WarioWare title, Smooth...
Top of the Heap: Games Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme

Columns by Christian Porter on May 1, 2007

First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...