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  • Inside the Guide: Michael Gray in SPACE!

    Columns Columns by Michael Gray on Comments4

    ...Logan Whitehurst’s counter-protest song, entitled “I Want to Live on the Moon.” Why are people having their DNA sent into outer space? Simple: Humanity is doomed. The long-awaited apocalypse is...

  • Quake II (N64)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Comments4

    What follows is part one of a three–part journey into madness. Meteo X, a man whom God himself deemed unfit for humanity and therefore biologically categorized him as prime rib...

  • Games That Secretly Suck: Scribblenauts

    Columns Columns by Nikola Suprak on Comments6

    ...is enjoying messing everything up. Oh, and clicking near Maxwell when he is riding a vehicle picks up the vehicle in question and makes him immediately vacate it with nary...

  • The Matrix: Path of Neo (PS2)

    Reviews Reviews by Matthew Fraser on

    ...get to work with some of the most talented and skilled people in our business. You’ll get to cast yourself as the prophetic One and free humanity from something that’s...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    Columns Columns by Gina Holechko on

    ...of here alive? HAVE you NO HUMANITY? What kind of person are you? You want the damn compass? HERE. HERE is the damn compass! **Without even looking, Link throws his...

  • Transformice (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by David Donovan on Comments4

    ...One business here. YOU'RE DOING IT... right? Huh, weird. Oh, and yeah, I guess you occasionally see competent shamans who successfully lead everyone to safety. You’ll sometimes even be treated...

  • Great Scott!: Back to the Future Storyline Reactions

    Blog Posts Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on Comments4

    ...locked up in one place before they mess up everyone’s future—assuming they haven’t already! Concept art by Eric Regan. Michael Gray (author of “Fabricated News,” “Oh, the Humanity!“, “The Ten...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    ...my former column, Oh, The Humanity!. The good news is that there are only three entries in the Final Fantasy series that have any relevance, and two of which are...

  • Dear Readers: A Sheep Ate My Dear Readers

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on Comments1

    ...itself. Oh, sure, what you’re reading appears to be DR, but it ain’t the real deal. The real thing was way, way cooler, as the real thing tends to be...

  • Dear Readers: GTA is Boring.

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    ...MD 20740 June 15, 2006 Dear Readers, Before we get started on my latest humble gift to humanity, I’d like to give a quick shout-out to my friends over at...