• Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    Well, it's another year, and we're all still here, gaming our little hearts out. Now, I hate to be a downer at the start of the new year, but my predictions in videogame land this month are not going to be all that bright. OK, I lied—I love being a downer. With that in mind, let's get on to the reviews of these soon-to be-forgotten-before-they-are-released titles! BOOYAH.

  • Assassin’s Creed (X360)

    I wish I were a hitman.  Seriously.  From Agent 47 to Leon, they get the best of everything—the biggest guns, the fastest cars, the smartest getaways and the very best of lines.  There's not a si

  • Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros’ Treasure (Wii)

    This is the best game you're not playing right now.There is a reason that Matt Cassamassina, the Editor in Chief of IGN's Nintendo channel, started a campaign to get people to buy Zack Wiki that caus

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    Hello everyone, and welcome to this month’s edition of testgame.exe: Making the Adventure. This month, it being the ultra-special January issue of GameCola and all, I have decided to do something that some of you may remember from a few issues ago. That’s right: We will once again be taking a look at the very earliest stages of testgame development, back when the idea for testgame was nothing more than a real-time outpouring of semi-random elements in a IM-based text adventure between myself and real-life Paul. Makes sense? Well, I did a better job of explaining it last time. Suffice to say, this is a view of testgame that hardly anyone has seen before, so pay close attention.

  • Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock (PS2)

    A BIRTHDAY MIRACLE The door swung open, making an authoritative crack as it smacked the wall of Jimmy's bedroom. Jimmy was a young boy, a hard-done-by boy, a boy who didn't have a chance in life. He w

  • Kingdom Elemental: Tactics (PC)

    Since this is my first ever review, I thought I'd introduce myself.Hi, I'm Colin. Now! On to the good stuff!I want to love Kingdom Elemental. Not like, I do like it...I want to LOVE it. It's a game by

  • Silhouette Mirage (PS1)

    It's hard being two genomes all at once, but no one does it better than Shyna Nera Shyna, also known to the world of Silhouette Mirage as the Messenger of Destruction.  She was resurrected by the art

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    I'm not quite certain how to start this review. After all, it's my first review here at this beautiful little steamboat you people call der ‘Cola. I could talk about how awesome it is to have your w

  • Castlevania: Dracula X (SNES)

    I am, without a doubt, the luckiest videogame collector in east Tennessee. If any of you reading (or editing) this have ever been to Sevier County for Dollywood (Dolly Parton's personal theme park, an

  • Lufia & The Fortress of Doom (SNES)

    Yes, that's right: the Lufia series didn't start at II. While the second game might have been substantially more original than its predecessor, Lufia The Fortress of Doom is a fun game in its own ri