• Dear Readers: The Janish.

    With that out of the way, I'd like to...what the hell. The link doesn't work anymore! WHY doesn't the link work anymore! It was so cool...it...it had me, Travis, Colin, and Terrence as elves, dancing around and singing and telling everyone—in goofy voices—to "enjoy the January issue." And now it's GONE. Why! Why would OfficeMax do this to me! I'm calling for a ban on OfficeMax. It is ON, paper supplies store. I never loved you as much as Staples.

  • Breath of Fire (SNES)

    I remember somehow enjoying Breath of Fire when I first played it. Having played it again recently, I can't imagine why. What changed my mind about this Final Fantasy ripoff? Let's review! Yes, yes—

  • Super Double Dragon (SNES)

    Super Double Dragon is like a Christmas tree in the toilet—every time you think you got it figured out, all the pine needles fall off...and then grandma decides that NOW is a good time to take care

  • ActRaiser (SNES)

    It's been my personal philosophy that ANY idea can work if you make it work. Case in point: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. My God, someone actually walked into a studio meeting, with balls so big they

  • The 2007 GameCola Videogame Awards

    Remember that thing we did last year? We did it again this year. The GameCola staff got together for some hardcore extreme voting action, and, once the bits were settled, we had some basic idea of wh

  • Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    Final Fantasy II: a legendary game in the land of RPGs, especially in the Western world. As I was one of the few kids who started playing RPGs before the PlayStation came around, this game is forever

  • … of the Month: Ancient GameCola

    Whatever happened to Julie…Jenna….something or other who did a comic strip about a woman oppressed by the male game designers of the world? You know, the one with a naked picture of herself as her staff photo. Those comics were kind of amusing. More so than Loafy Carl. I know what happened to Loafy Carl, so I won’t ask about that.

  • Top of the Heap: Top of 2007

    It's our super-special 2007 year-in-review issue, and I've decided I'm going to celebrate in the tried-and-true manner that's worked for sitcoms for decades: Repackaging stuff you've already seen in a "best of" episode. So, let's indulge my slothfulness and take a look back on the games that have been deemed to be at the titular Top of The Heap this year and which ones were the bottom of the barrel.

  • Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    Hello everyone, and welcome to Inside the Guide, an article where I discuss writing guides for videogames. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Michael Gray, also know as The Lost Gamer, one of GameFAQs' most prolific writers.

  • Source Nintendo (December 2008)

    Nintendo’s two red-hot video game systems, the DS and Wii, got off to an unfortunately slow start when they were first released. They suffered from a dearth of good launch titles and a disappointing amount of gimmicky games. However, much to the delight of owners of both systems, they’re now brimming with a good amount of excellent titles. The problem for any budget shopper, of course, is which ones to buy, exactly.