Archive for Category: All Content
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Virtual Console (February 2008)
Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on Your Aunt Martha likes wolves. She adopts them, you know, has at least six or seven of them. They tear up her house something awful, though, and piss all over her furniture.
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No More Heroes (Wii)
Reviews by Sprite Monkey on Sunday, Feb. 10th, 2008 at 5:20 p.m.Dear LiveJournal,Today was the first day I went out on the town dressed as a cross between Johnny Knoxville and an anime nerd. I took my trusty "beam katana" with m
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Burnout Paradise (PS3)
Reviews by Andy Patterson on I was once in a traffic accident, you know. A small fender bender, in which I slightly dented the back bumper of the white van driving in front of me during a hectic Belfast rush hour. The driver and
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Wally Bear and the NO! Gang (NES)
There are a whole host of things you can say "No" to. Drugs. Alcohol. Your mom. Jamming a butter knife square into your genital hole. You can also say "no" to Wally Bear and the No! Gang. Yes, that's
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The Secret of Monkey Island (PC)
Reviews by Carl Houghton on 
5 "Hi! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!" And with that, a legend was born. Well, actually, if you ask me, the legend was born when that simply amazing theme tune kicks in when y
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Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Bed, Bath, and… Beranda? [NSFW]
Columns by Richo Rosai on Bed, Bath, and... Beranda? Anyway, n00d pix of my girlfriend.OK, so I've been typing like 10 hours a day for the last several days. And today being no exception, let's let some pictures do most of the
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on So how's everyone doing this month? Good? Great! I bet you're all here to check up on your favorite monthly article about the production of a little point-and-click adventure game we like to call
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Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on 1 Welcome back to the monthly gathering of words that makes even the grumpiest of people burst into sheer bliss! That's right—the Psychic Thumbs are back with even more in-depth coverage of the games you will...or probably will not be...playing in the upcoming months!
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Professor Layton and the Curious Village (DS)
Reviews by Colin Greenhalgh on 1 I started playing Professor Layton and the Curious Village on February 10th. It is now the 20th. I awoke to find my face covered in blood, a pen in my hand...and this letter in front of me. It reads:
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Jaster Rogue vs. Manny Calavera in a Hell in a Cell Match!
Columns by Paul Franzen on HellowrestlingfansandwelcomeonceagaintoDCW,andOH MY GAWD, "Captain"ERICREGANISBACKBEHINDTHEBOOTHWITH ME.