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  • Baten Kaitos Origins (GCN)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on

    Nothing could've prepared me for this. I read up on Baten Kaitos Origins; I read the lackluster reviews and inconsistent comments and opinions, and the only thing I got out of it was half an erection.

  • Versus Mode: Book Stores, PaRappa, Innovation, and More

    Columns Columns by GameCola on Comments8

    GameCola writers Zach Rich and Sprite Monkey discuss videogames being sold in book stores, PaRappa as the best-ever videogame dog, whether a game needs to be innovative in order to be good, and more.

  • Dear Readers: Videogame Humor

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on Comments1

    We ended last month's Dear Readers on a cliffhanger, and, well, I hope you're arms aren't too tired , 'cause you're gonna be dangling into the abyss, literally, for at least another month—we are not yet ready to disclose the upcoming epic addition to GameCola's main site that will, among other things, serve as a replacement for Submissions and probably save a few orphanages. Check in with us again next month.

  • Are You Game?: Xbox 360

    Columns Columns by Sprite Monkey on Comments1

    The Xbox 360 has been alive and kicking for over two years now since November 2005. Yes, it's really been that long. That’s a lot of titles, and there have been more than a couple of misfires. It happens, but the key to life is knowing when not to step on a landmine, or, in this case, when not to drop your hard-earned cash on a developer’s sorry ass attempt at entertaining you (or a console that has a replacement rate higher than 16+%). So this article is for you. Here are the top ten Xbox 360 games since the console was released. This is your guide to cutting the crap and sticking to the pure essentials before you know full well what a "red ring of death" truly means. This is the measure of your game-itude, as all 10 of these titles should be on your shelf with no exceptions. Unless you have no thumbs—I guess that’s an exception.

  • Virtual Console (February 2008)

    Columns Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on

    Your Aunt Martha likes wolves. She adopts them, you know, has at least six or seven of them. They tear up her house something awful, though, and piss all over her furniture.

  • No More Heroes (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Sprite Monkey on

    Sunday, Feb. 10th, 2008 at 5:20 p.m.Dear LiveJournal,Today was the first day I went out on the town dressed as a cross between Johnny Knoxville and an anime nerd. I took my trusty "beam katana" with m

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    Reviews Reviews by Andy Patterson on

    I was once in a traffic accident, you know. A small fender bender, in which I slightly dented the back bumper of the white van driving in front of me during a hectic Belfast rush hour. The driver and

  • Wally Bear and the NO! Gang (NES)

    Reviews Reviews by Rick L on Comments2

    There are a whole host of things you can say "No" to. Drugs. Alcohol. Your mom. Jamming a butter knife square into your genital hole. You can also say "no" to Wally Bear and the No! Gang. Yes, that's

  • The Secret of Monkey Island (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Carl Houghton on Comments5

    "Hi! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!" And with that, a legend was born. Well, actually, if you ask me, the legend was born when that simply amazing theme tune kicks in when y

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Bed, Bath, and… Beranda? [NSFW]

    Columns Columns by Richo Rosai on

    Bed, Bath, and... Beranda? Anyway, n00d pix of my girlfriend.OK, so I've been typing like 10 hours a day for the last several days. And today being no exception, let's let some pictures do most of the