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  • The Gates of Life: Episode 54 – Rendered Asunder

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on Comments1

    Disguised Neo-Narrator (DNN): Flying around the completely floorless Castle of Wonderment on their giant antelope butterfly, Rivers and DNN came across Render Girl, who, unbeknownst to anyone but her, had just put the finishing touches on the ingenious mechanism she had designed for the sole purpose of keeping Rivers and DNN at bay.

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    Columns Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on

    Hello out there, and welcome to the newest edition of testgame.exe: Making the Adventure. (Unless you're in the future and reading this, in which case maybe I'd better just call this the February edit

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    Columns Columns by Christian Porter on Comments1

    Well, I'm an international celebrity since I won GameCola's 2007 Readers' Choice Employee of the Year award.  Still, I haven't let it get to my head.  I limit the amount of time I spend swimming

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #35

    Comics Comics by Terrence Atkins on

    Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Richo Rosai on Comments1

    Each console generation I become more and more of a holder out. I usually make it to the first price drop, and sometimes farther, but there's always that one irresistible title that drives me to dust

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Zach Rich on

    As I talked about briefly last month, I'm a huge fan of Rareware's work throughout the SNES and N64 eras. Some of my earliest memories of playing videogames were playing Donkey Kong Country on my bes

  • Jewel Knights Crusaders (PC) [NSFW]

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Gardner on Comments4

    If you’re one of the many special people who have been wondering for years whether it’s possible to rape a woman and still be her friend, your long wait is finally over. Ginji whateverthefuckhisnameis, hero of Jewel Knights Crusaders, will show you all the moves you need to know to get started ripping up virgin … Continue reading "Jewel Knights Crusaders (PC) [NSFW]"

  • Rayman (PS1)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on

    For years, thanks to an uneven and sporadic history, Rayman has held a steady position as one of videogaming's most bizarre characters. It's not much of an award; it's like Spinal Tap being known as "

  • Mega Man 7 (SNES)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Comments1

    Mega Man 7 is what happens when executive heads don't use protection. I'd like to capitalize on that joke somehow, but the only thing I can think of is a picture of some CEO with a condom covering his

  • Illusion of Gaia (SNES)

    Reviews Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on

    It had happened again. I had let the month pass me by without giving even a fleeting thought to my obligations. As I sat in my dark room with only a bottle in front of me, I thought to myself: How cou