Archive for Category: All Content
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Virtual Console Review (March 2008)
Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on You know who is a super toucan? That Toucan Sam. It’s a shame his son went on to kill all those people, you know, Son of Toucan Sam. He stood proud and continued to sell cereal up until his death in 1984.
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Destroy all Humans!: Big Willy Unleashed (Wii)
Reviews by Sprite Monkey on 
1 I love campy, terrible B movies, especially ones of the science-fiction variety. Anyone who pre-ordered Destroy all Humans! 2 from GameStop in 2006 got a free copy of Plan 9 From Outer Space, which, i
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Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)
Little kids love Fischer-Price! Little kids love Little People! Especially way back when, when the people looked like plastic, limbless corpses and you could stick them in stuff. I remember playing wi
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… of the Month: Unknown and Underappreciated
Columns by Matt Gardner on 2 Do you remember that commercial that came on the other day for that amazing new 9$ (That’s right, the dollar sign is after the 9. My mind says nine dollars, not dollars nine, and I’m tired of mindlessly lending my support to bullshit that is, quite frankly, OUT OF ORDER) game that you can only get by downloading it from the PlayStation online store? If you do, you probably also shit your pants every time you see a cop driving down the opposite side of the highway, because you are sure that he noticed the 15 dollars (15$) worth of marijuana you have stashed under the passenger seat, and it’s only a matter of time before he spins around and skids through the grassy (get it?) median to come after you.
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Maniac Mansion (PC)
Reviews by Carl Houghton on 4 It's kinda hard to follow up a review of one of your favorite games ever by reviewing a game in the exact same genre, by the exact same developer, but of a much lesser quality. There are fans out the
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Digital Championship Wrestling: “Who Can Stop Me?” Challenge: Mr. Domino vs. Chibi-Robo
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 Y helo thar gamefans, and welcome to yet another capriciously captivating edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! My name's Paul Franzen, and this here is my co-captain, Eric Regan.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 55 – Narrators Gone Wild
Columns by Matt Gardner on 1 Render Girl: That's not how this was supposed to go down! You were definitely just supposed to give me my penis back.
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Quantum Geek: Episode 1 – Player One Has Entered The Game
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on 1 Imagine, if you will, a story of magicks ancient and powerful. A tale of minds that can grip and shape reality. A chronicle of technology so powerful and advanced it can barely be comprehended by the mortal mind. This is not a story about these things.
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Gamer Girlfriend: Gearing Up for Girlfriend Mode
Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on Finally, a game that non-gamers can play together with their gamer friends.
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Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on 1 This edition of the Psychic Thumbs is just another expose of the currently sad state of gaming and the direction it's heading in. I mean, LOOK at these games! How do these ideas ever get far enough to come to fruition! A lesser man truly could not stand the ugliness that is the future. HOWEVER! I brave on for you, THE FAN, so that you may be educated.