Virtual Console Review (March 2008)

You know who is a super toucan? That Toucan Sam. It’s a shame his son went on to kill all those people, you know, Son of Toucan Sam. He stood proud and continued to sell cereal up until his death in 1984.

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Reviews of Virtual Console titles released in March 2008 by Myrtle T. Blinkin, Senior Citizen

myrtleMarch 3rd, 2008

Super Turrican, Factor 5, SNES: 5o5
You know who is a super toucan? That Toucan Sam. It’s a shame his son went on to kill all those people, you know, Son of Toucan Sam. He stood proud and continued to sell cereal up until his death in 1984.

March 10th, 2008

Puyo Puyo 2: Tsuu, Sega, Genesis: 4o5
I am sick and tired of you speakin’ the devil’s tongue in my kitchen! Go on! Get out or I will hit you with my spoons!
DoReMi Fantasy: Milon’s Dokidoki, Hudson Soft, SNES: 3o5
I am sick and tired of you speakin’ the devils tongue in my living room! Get out! Go on or I will sodomize you with my…what were you doing again?

March 17th, 2008

Spelunker, Tozai, NES: 0o5
My first husband used to go spelunking until he got in trouble with Injun Joe. Oh, Thomas, where for art thou?
Super R-Type, Irem, SNES: 4o5
The doctor said my cancer was a super r-type, but I didn’t know what it meant, so I asked the boy down the street, little Jimmy, and he told me that he liked frogs. I like frogs too. They’re so jumpy!

March 24th, 2008

King’s Knight, Square Enix, NES: 3o5
When I was a little girl, my parents couldn’t afford a king’s night, so we slept in boxes. They couldn’t afford those either, it was the depression, you know, so we slept in the boxes we stole from papa’s box factory.
Powerball
, Namco Bandai, Genesis: 1o5
I play the lottery every week. I’m 112 years old so I should win it all any day now.

March 31st, 2008

Wonder Boy, Sega, Master System: 4o5
Wonder, boy? Boy, I wonder all the time. I wonder wonder wonder who wrote the book of Wonder Boy. I wonder, boy.
Cruis’n USA
, Nintendo, N64: 0o5
No. I’m not thinking right now. I do not brain today, not until my husband comes home, and don’t you tell me he’s dead because I know he isn’t.

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From 2007 to 2009

Myrtle T. Blinkin is a former staff member from GameCola's early days as a monthly email newsletter.

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