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  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it's Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Sniffles" Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain't that right, Sniffles?

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Columns Columns by Eric Regan on

    Welcome to another action-packed and exciting edition of what the semi-cool kids call the SUPER THUMBS! In this edition, I will be taking you on an adventure that explores parts of this gaming univers

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Zack Huffman offers advice about gaming girlfriends, sharing memory cards, and more.

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    The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    Jordan: I will sing your asses off, butt gnomes.

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #17

    Comics Comics by Terrence Atkins on

    Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.

  • Chibi-Robo! (GCN)

    Reviews Reviews by Paul Franzen on Comments1

    My mom and I had a bonding moment the other day, when we were discussing cleaning. I'd spent much of the past few weeks cleaning my apartment—the kitchen, the bathroom, the floors, etc.—only to ha

  • FIFA Soccer 06 (PS2)

    Reviews Reviews by Steve Hamner on

    In the good old U.S. of A., a soccer videogame is about as popular as a quality penguin documentary. For the most part, your everyday American surfs to the next channel, but the true penguin aficionad

  • Submissions (June 1, 2006)

    Fan Submissions Fan Submissions by GameCola on

    Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.

  • Dear Readers: The Inventor of l33t

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    You can thank me. You—yeah, you with the teeth—can thank me. I did something ages ago that bettered your life, and I'm not talking about the time I figured out how to put on both socks using only my feet. (You think it sounds easy? Try it sometime.) I'm not even talking about GameCola, though goodness knows many lives has been bettered by that.

  • Player Two: Wii Didn’t Start the Fire

    Columns Columns by Janra Roberts on

    Let me explain to you guys how I write this column. I sit around all month, trying to think of something to write. I read the news; I look at the Internet—and stare. Then I give up and decide to write the editor and say, "holy crap there’s nothing to write about HAVE MERCY. MERCY ON MY POUR SOUL." At that point it’s a given there won’t be anything. To write on something, it has to move me. It has to give me some pause. It has to piss me off, or make me laugh—do something or I feel it wouldn’t be deserving of my precious time. The other day, my friends—wow. Let's all talk about Nintendo, shall Wii?