Archive for Category: Columns
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… of the Month: Ganguro Girl 1.5
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Like hentai?! Of course you do! Ever dream that you could be in some sort of screwed up hentai dating situation with some superfaketanned animated ganguro babe? ME EITHER ganguro scared me. And so does this game.
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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Julie Kozarsky on
Julie Kozarsky offers advice about getting your videogame-based movie made, finding people to play games with, and more.
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The Ten GameMandments: Book 2: ExoDOS
Columns by Stuart Gipp on
THOU SHALT MAKE THY CONTROL SYSTEM LOGICAL AND FLEXIBLE
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Donkey Kong vs. Carmen Sandiego in a Steel Cage Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on
The first ever DCW CAGE MATCH!
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Oh, the Humanity!: Super Mario Bros.
Columns by Zack Huffman on
About ten years ago, someone got the bright idea to make a movie based on the Super Mario Brothers video games. The only problem was that the games make no damn sense. Seriously, as awesome a game as it is, there really isn’t much more to it than running through the sewer and stomping on oversized turtles. Well, there’s also the part about eating mushrooms and saving a princess, but I’m entirely certain that that part of the game is real. Every time I eat mushrooms I end up believing that I’m on a quest to save some princess, only to find out that I had spent the last hour trying to smash turtles at the local pet store. Which, by the way, has a shithead for a manager who called the cops after I had already said that I was leaving.
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on
Hello and welcome to the newest edition of SUPER THUMBS! This will be a very INTENSE and groundbreaking issue of SUPER THUMBS but.. I can't tell you why just yet. You see we have to sneak it by the ed
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Mid-Boss: The Nintendo DS
Columns by Stuart Gipp on
Haha! You miserable fools thought you had defeated Mid-Boss! But it looks like I got my second wind, and now your time is up! This month, Mid-Boss would like to assault your pathetic craft with his br
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on
Greetings, faithful readers of GameCola. My name's Lizo, and I'm making an adventure game. Well, let me try that again. I've had a deep and abiding love for adventure games (you know, the Monkey Islan
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Live in Yore World #3
Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on
Some games go down in history as groundbreaking, genre-defining masterpieces...