Archive for Category: Columns
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Greetings gamefans all across this great globe, and welcome to another adrenified edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside your friend and mine, "Captain" Eric Regan.
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Dear Readers: STAFF BATTLE ’07
Columns by Paul Franzen on If you're one of the one non-spambots who've posted on our forums, you maybe possibly remember the Best Staff Member EVER tournament we ran last year. If you're not, then the so basically is this: We ran a tournament last year to figure out who, among the millions (and The Rock means MILLIONS!!!!!) of writers we've had, was the absolute best.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 46 – Hold on a Minute!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Rivers Duo: What the hell?! You can’t just KILL me! I’m so coming back, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! Enrique, CUT OPEN THIS SEA BEAR!!
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Top of the Heap: Culturally Irrelevant Games
Columns by Christian Porter on If there aren't enough contemporary media tie-in games, why not make some from franchises decades out of relevance?
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on Well well well, it is THAT time of the month again. I know all of you are out there sitting in your rooms crying and wondering when your next DOSE of THE awesome will come. Well, my friends, that time
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on Greetings, faithful readers, and welcome to this month's edition of textgame.exe: Making the Adventure. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, that Lizo," I hear you say, "She never does any work on
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Cheat Codes for Getting Out of Your Damn House
Columns by Zack Huffman on Greetings to all eight of my readers. Sorry I wasn't around last month to supply you with half-assed writing and mean-spirited personal attacks. But then, we all know that I haven't written anything w
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… of the Month: Magic: The Gathering
Columns by Eric Regan on Hey hey hey! Filling in for the elusive Mr. Gardner this month will be me, Eric Regan: creator of THE AWESOME. Handheld systems are a GOOD idea. No one is disputing this. However, not every kind of game works on handheld systems. Ever trying playing a FPS on one? Yeah, not so fun. RPGs? Eh, theywork like on any system. Action games?
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… of the Month: Top 10 Most Badass Videogame Women!
Columns by Matt Gardner on OK, there’s not really much to say here, other than the following list is arranged from 10 to 1 with 1 being the most badass videogame woman of all time. I will, as always, be hoping to have reader feedback. More on that after the list! Oh, one note: All of these characters are party members or controlled by the player in some way. I’m not including anyone who just appears in a videogame.
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Top of the Heap: Games Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme
Columns by Christian Porter on For the past five months I’ve been trying very hard to hide the fact that I’m just a poor man’s Seanbaby. This month I’ve officially given up, because this month's heap is all about games starring The Muscles from Brussels, Jean-Claude Van Damme.