Archive for Category: Reviews
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Bomberman ’93 (Wii-VC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 
2 "You've reviewed too many modern games!" OK, OK, I understand. Not enough bleeps and bloops and blops and bloppity-bleep-bloops and chim-chim-cherees. So tell you what, let's go back to 1993. 1993. Th
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Knights in the Nightmare (DS)
Reviews by David Donovan on 3 I'm not really sure where to begin with this one. I had always assumed that warfare was all about troop movements, logistics, and diplomacy. I don't know how I could have been so wrong. No, as Sting's
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Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 Some games do not age well. Unlike wine, games tend to become hideous with age. It's true, however, that one may like a wine that has yet to mature, and the same can be said about games that have matu
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Love and Death: Bitten (PC)
Reviews by Michael Gray on 7 Do you want to play a game starring a broody, hunky vampire? Answer: Yes. Then Love and Death: Bitten is the perfect game for you. Love and Death: Bitten stars Damon, a hunky vampire. He's not an ev
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Zeno Clash: Ultimate Edition (X360-XBLA)
I am always excited and thrilled when a game comes around that promises a truly unique experience. A graphical style that paints a wonderful world; a narrative with exciting twists and turns; a gamep
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Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 4 Lego GADDING Star Wars. Oh, how I am filled with anger at its merest mention. Oh, why do you even exist? Is it just to greatly annoy me? Who're you working for? I'm going to ring their bloody necks.
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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Ultimate Sith Edition) (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 5 I'm not a big fan of, well, you know, War of the Stars. My knowledge of the series mostly stems from the videogames, as it's been at least twelve years since I last saw a movie from the "original tril
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 15 Dangerous thing there buddy, that there "hype." Because hype can keep a gamer waiting through the harshest weather for eons just to finally play a game they've only been fed scraps of. Dangerous thi
