• Issue 1-1 Tribute

    GameCola, in its original form, was a monthly online newsletter. This feature plays tribute to the very first edition of GameCola by mimmicking its format and content, with all new articles published

  • The Anger Dome: Chrono Trigger vs. Final Fantasy VII

    This will be a short one because you're either with me or against me on this and I doubt any amount of arguing will help. Yesterday in GameFAQs' "Best. Game. Ever." contest (GameFAQs' contests really

  • The Anger Dome: Portal vs. MGS4

    Hey everyone, I'm going to try out a new column I've entitled "The Anger Dome." Essentially, it's me ranting about a topic that has proved particularly provoking to my ire. Today's topic: Portal vs. M

  • Sonic Unleashed (X360)

    GameCola Faithful, I may have made a horrible mistake. One year ago, when I was a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed lad of 17, I wrote my first article for the ‘Cola, celebrating an obscure Nintendo 64 gam

  • Pimp My ‘Cola: How to Advertise for GameCola

    Welcome to Pimp My 'Cola, the article that talks about advertising for GameCola. This is my second and last time writing Pimp My 'Cola, following in the footsteps of former Pimp My 'Cola writer Gina Holechko, who also wrote two installments of the column.

  • Inside the Guide: Time Hollow

    Hello everyone, and welcome to Inside the Guide, the only article on GameCola that discusses writing guides for videogames. This month, I've got the dish on a little-known aspect of guide-writing: the

  • Time Hollow

    Hey GameCola fans!  I'm writing to let you all know that I just posted a guide for Time Hollow.  That's a DS game where you follow Ethan Kairos in his time-based adventures.  It's like Phoenix Wr

  • Inside the Guide: Old-School Games

    Hello everyone, and welcome to Inside the Guide, the only article on GameCola that discusses writing guides for videogames. You know, I post my guides on GameFAQS under the pseudonym "The Lost Gamer."

  • Inside the Guide: Games Based on Movies

    Hello everyone, and welcome to Inside the Guide, the article on GameCola that discusses writing guides for videogames. After messing around for a couple months, I'm back to my semi-normal format of w

  • Mario Party 8 (Wii)

    Note: This article was originally published on G-Faqs in August 2007. Below is an edited version of the review, edited because 16-year-old Zach Rich didn’t need to PROOFREAD HIS FUCKING WORK, and because I couldn’t say words that eat away at my soul. The pictures and footnotes are all new content, too, so I’m shelling this off … Continue reading "Mario Party 8 (Wii)"