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    When Curtis James Jackson, better known as 50 Cent, turned down the role of Carl Johnson in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, he said "I only voice myself in videogames." Well, I can't think of any video

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    I have to reach into the ol' Notebook o' GameCola Ideas for this one. I have great ideas for the August and September editions of Dear Readers, but somebody just told me that it's actually still July. Who knew?

  • Dear Readers: GTA is Boring.

    A few weeks ago, as I was on my way to writing about the top ten dining room chairs for my summer internship, I finally figured out exactly why the GTA series irks me so much.

  • Dear Readers: Out of Their Minds

    For the longest time, I couldn't play Out of This World, the acclaimed side-scroller in which, as one GameFAQs user put it, "failure is almost unavoidable." I was too scared to. Right at the beginning of the game, there are these evil slug monsters who jump completely out of nowhere and kill you instantly. They're impossible to avoid—at least, they were for a a ten-year old who'd only just recently mastered tying his shoes—and they always jolted the poo out of me.

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #7

    Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola. three person water balloon slingshots competition rules whaat is the information super highway where are all the cheats f

  • The 2004 GameCola Videogame Awards

    The 2004 GameCola Videogame Awards!

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: 10-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal!

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  • Carbonated News (March 2004)

    - For all three of you (including myself and Matt) who played PlayStation 2's Way of the Samurai, you'll have a reason to be thankful this summer: the game's previously Japan-only sequel will be comin