Archive for Tag: Matt Gardner
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… of the Month: Human-Os
Columns by Matt Gardner on I wonder to myself, as I play Digital Devil Saga and devour my enemies, does anyone ever go out and eat someone because they see it in videogames? I'm pretty sure if that had happened I would have heard of it, as every negative incident that can be linked to videogames in any conceivable way is made a spectacle of, it seems. Someone shoots someone, someone played a game with shooting in it, the shooting must have been caused by the game.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 30 – You Kidding Me?
Columns by Matt Gardner on Barin: Come here, fellows! I will not allow you to be destroyed by bears, for I will be the one to destroy you! I will help you out now and kill you later, so come aboard!
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… of the Month: GBA Ports
Columns by Matt Gardner on Instead of just making sub-par RPGs, why not just port everything from SNES?
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 29 – Rendered Victor!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: HA! Both of those spinney things are now in your goal.. hole.. thing! I win!!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 28 – WTF is an Island?
Columns by Matt Gardner on Narrator: Enrique ate a strange fruit given to him by one of his new followers. He no longer remembers anything about asking the innocent narrator to find him an island.
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Radiata Stories (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on "I'd rather do as I please than have too many fleas."
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The Gates of Life: Episode 27 – Eye for an Island Nation
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: We have to go after our former leader. I'm not leaving and loose ends. And also I need a kingdom. Narrator, find me an island nation to take over.
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Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Letting your Yu-Gi-Oh prejudices get in the way of giving this game a chance would be a mistake.
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J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on The only reason to ever get this game is if you are a collector who must have all Lord of the Rings things, and even then it's a stupid idea.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 26 – Fight! Fight! Fight!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: It's on like Donkey Kong, fool.