Archive for Tag: Matt Gardner
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 36 – The Gates of Vine
Columns by Matt Gardner on Forklass: Hey, let’s climb that vine! It goes up really high! It’s GOTTA go somewhere cool.
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… of the Month: People Porting Games Instead of Making New Ones
Columns by Matt Gardner on It seems someone got the hint, whether it be from tons of people using their PSPs to play old games on emulators and refusing to upgrade their PSPs in order to continue doing so, people continuing to buy old games ported to PSP and other systems (such as Breath of Fire 3 for PSP, which I just purchased recently instead of buying a real new game), or just a lucky guess.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Jordan: I will sing your asses off, butt gnomes.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 33 – Fusion
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I'll use my unstoppable fusion powers to solve this mess!
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… of the Month: Kingdom Hearts II
Columns by Matt Gardner on I can understand why they would want to revisit old worlds from the original game...but did they really need to make you repeat nearly the exact same thing you did in those worlds?
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The Gates of Life: Episode 32 – The Bitch Lost Her Bite and Was Rendered Confused
Columns by Matt Gardner on Readers: Why was Liaunde so nice when she used to be such a hardcore bitch?! What happened?!
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Drakengard 2 (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Drakengard 2 is probably the most fun action game I have ever played. While I have enjoyed the Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors games, this game makes them seem rather... crappy. Most of this ste
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… of the Month: Sequels
Columns by Matt Gardner on I've recently been playing Untold Legends: The Warrior's Code and Drakengard 2, and something has come to my attention: Making sequels better than the original is an insanely awesome idea.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 31 – Paulpular Demand
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: It's Spoonlad!!! YES!!!
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… of the Month: n00b
Columns by Matt Gardner on Firstly, I should say that I am enrolled in the school of thought where I am right and you are wrong if you don't happen to agree with me. With that out of the way, I'll give you all the real definition of the term n00b. While the origin of this word is easy enough to figure out, coming from the word newbie, meaning someone who is new to something, in this case videogames, more specifically MMORPGs, where I mainly see it used,,,,,,,,,,;;; the meaning has changed. Now, it can be used to refer to anyone who does stupid and/or annoying things that suggest that they don't know a damned thing about the game they are playing. It doesn't matter how long a person plays a game, if they still do stupid, annoying things that show their complete lack of understanding of some aspect of a game, they are a n00b. This allows for people with a good head on their shoulders and a decent experience level with MMORPGs to jump into one, play for a few hours, and not be considered a n00b.