• Virtual Console Review (August 2008)

    Those GOD DAMN hedgehogs are always eating my turnips. Ooooh, if I catch one, I will make you a hedgey sandwich. Or maybe a hog pie.

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: The Ice Climbers vs. Chill Penguin & Blizzard Buffalo

    Paul: It's Digital Championship Wrestling, live from something that is definitely not the DCW Arena! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Sniffles" Regan, and tonight's contest could becom

  • [NSFW] What the Crap?: Games that are Hard as Shit

    I’d like to rant about a few select games that are definitely H.A.S. and made me wonder just what the crap the programmers were beaten with as a child to make such an infuriating game.

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Mega Man vs. 50 Cent

    Howdy gamefans, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and this month, like so many months, we've got a first for you! Ain't that right, Captain?

  • Double Dragon II: The Revenge (NES)

    It's a very influential series, and this is one of the first games to introduce a nice co-op fighting mode.

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Sora vs. Mega Man

    Paul: Hello again everyone, and welcome back to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, and here with me tonight Eric "PLZ REZ" Regan.Eric: And I just can't wait for today's matchu

  • Mega Man Zero 3 (GBA)

    This game is an excellent example of what has become a rather predictable series.

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    Geoff Wastes a Minute of Your Time

    Over the summer one of the greatest re-releases came out that I myself, and I’m sure many on the GC staff, have been orgasiming in their pants over. Mega Man Anthologies came out with all the original Mega Man games (1-8). It also includes the two power battles that never were released in America. Now back in my younger years I could spend hours cuddling up to Mega Man 1, 2, and 3 as if they were naive freshmen girls. Today however is a different story. I really---REALL---suck at Mega Man games now. What the hell happened to me!? I used to be so fucking good at 2 and 3. In fact I remember beating them and going through it again in one sitting just so I could be satisfied. Now I can barely slide by Magnetman and I can’t even get up to freaking Snakeman! What the hell is my problem? Have I lost my D-pad and two button ways? Maybe since my Nintendo is on life support and won’t play any games I’ve gotten rusty on my NESing. I’m now afraid to go and play some old-school Zelda fearing that those little pebble shooting squid things are gonna fuck me up even before I get to the first dungeon. I still do well at my modern games. I fuck up my suitemates in Halo and MGS is a push over on very hard these days but dammit, I cant freaking jump and shoot at the same time with the blue beast of the past. I’m sorry Mega Man. I make you look like a pussy when you really kick ass. Don’t let the little dudes with helmets get you down. It’s me not you. Thanks for letting me waste a minute of your time.

  • [NSFW] Mega Man X7 (PS2)

    Mega Man X7 is the type of game that most greatly appeals to fans of the series.

  • Mega Man Zero 2 (GBA)

    This game is not for casual gamers. It will not sell well here in the UK.