Archive for Tag: ninjas
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[NSFW] Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on 
1 Whether it's an Italian plumber or a Japanese pineapple, ethnic curiosities were how you got awesome platformers out of the N64.
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[NSFW] Shall we date?: Destiny Ninja (iOS)
Reviews by Aubrey Peabody on 3 A great game for people who only have two minutes to play each day.
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[NSFW] Ninja Chop!! (XBLIG)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on We're still awaiting the sequel, Ninja Chop 2: Freud's Field Day.
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Bad Dudes (NES)
Reviews by Mark Freedman on 6 THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?
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[NSFW] Fruit Ninja: Puss in Boots (iPhone)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 5 Halfbrick Studios made love to their sponsors and produced a litter of kittens. Purrcisely the kind of thing I expected them to do. Sell out, I mean.
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Fruit Ninja (iPhone)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 4 I ask you to consider this question... Is Matthew Jonas dead? Well, of course not. I'm Matt Jonas. But what if this vastly informative though rarely funny individual had disappeared? With no reviews i
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The Top Ten Videogame Ninjas (According to Matt Jonas)
Videos by Matt Jonas on 16 They grace our televisions, our consoles, and our movie theaters. Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes, but which are the best that we can play with?
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Gamera Obscura: Jajamaru no Daibouken
AH, HELLO AGAIN.
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Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games
Columns by Paul Franzen on 6 This is only the second edition of "Minus the Pudding," but already I find myself wondering if, instead of playing these games, I'd be better off playing with actual pudding. Actual pudding may not have the solid AI of the day's top videogames, and it certainly has less replay value (eww), but it is delicious, and it's a lot more entertaining than most of the Xbox Live Indie Games I've been playing over the past several weeks.
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Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 Games from early in a console's life often feel a tad like they're missing something. Have you played Red Steel? Of course you have, and you're scarred for life because of it. This pain is nothing; d