• [NSFW] Conan (X360)

    I bought Conan a few months ago and I have been loving it. But maybe I shouldn't be. Me, Conan. You, Disappointed. Though developed for current-generation consoles, Conan looks like a late PlayStation

  • [NSFW] Versus Mode: Anonymous, Sonic’s Design, the Wii 2, and More

    Former GC writer Zack Huffman and current GC writer Michael Ridgaway discuss Anonymous's attacks on PSN, old Sonic vs. new Sonic, the Wii 2, and more.

  • Newsflash: GameCola Gay for Miles Edgeworth?

    I've read some pretty bad Phoenix/Miles Fanfics1. I mean, I've read some REALLY bad ones2. Yet, GameCola still manages to surprise me. We've heard Paul and Mike going on and on and on in the podcasts

  • The L/ate List Apocalyptic [NSFW]

    I’ve been gone a long time. At least, it feels like a long time. I’ve missed you guys, and I’ve missed writing for this site. GameCola has always been really good to me, even if I haven’t always been really good to it. Missed deadlines, late articles, angry editors…all in a day’s work for the world’s most insensitive writer. But wait, come back! I’ve changed, I swear! Bear with me and I’ll make it worth your while. Let’s just go over a few quick things so you can get to know me better, then we’ll be all done with the hand shaking, bullshitting nonsense and we can move along to talking about the one thing you and I definitely have in common, or else you wouldn’t be here;

  • Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (X360) [NSFW]

    The other day, I scuttled off to my local mega-mart, where they have recently started accepting videogame trade-ins. I decided toLet me get this out of the way: TITS. HUMONGOUS WOBBLY STONKING GREAT B

  • [NSFW] Speak American: Episode 2

    Episode 2 of Speak American is here with four new foreign games that we probably can't even play.

  • [EXPLICIT] Lightning Warrior Raidy (PC)

    Disclaimer: The following article, by virtue of being about an adult-themed videogame, will probably contain a lot of offensive and/or not-safe-for-work and/or not-safe-for-underage-viewers material.

  • Versus Mode: Kinect, Grinding, The Jungle, and More [NSFW]

    GC writers Meteo Xavier and Justin Luschinski discuss the Kinect, grinding, Panasonic's The Jungle, and more.

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #52

    Another set of real search strings, and another set of reasons why the Internet was a terrible idea.

  • [NSFW] Resident Evil 2 (PS1)

    In celebration of All Hallow's Eve, here's the third of four scary-game reviews by GC writer and acclaimed scary person Meteo Xavier. Check GameCola again tomorrow for one more! (You can read the pr