Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen
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Bastion Coming to XBLA this Summer!
News Posts by Paul Franzen on You remember Bastion, right? You HAVE to. It's that game with the awesome narration—which, I admit, would not ordinarily be a major selling point for a videogame, but if you've ever seen this narrat
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Gameloft Releasing New Gauntlet for PSN!
News Posts by Paul Franzen on …in everything but its name, anyway! Seriously, you watch this trailer, and you tell me that these characters aren’t going on a legendary quest to try to secure their dark legacies: Dungeon Hunter: Alliance (which is what the game is actually called, I guess because you spend most of the game traversing the forest Gen’eric … Continue reading "Gameloft Releasing New Gauntlet for PSN!"
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We Dare: Flirty Fun for NO ONE!
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4 Earlier this week, we reported on how PEGI, the European videogames ratings board, assigned We Dare, the Wii game wherein you spank and kiss people in real life, a rating of 12 and up, telling parent
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We Dare: Flirty Fun for Kids?
News Posts by Paul Franzen on Last week, we posted about a new Ubisoft game called We Dare, showing you a trailer that may or may not still exist anywhere on the Internet, because Ubisoft is apparently as embarrassed about the ga
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Skyward Sword Looks like a Wii Game
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 5 During its keynote at the Game Developers Conference earlier today, Nintendo showed off some new footage of its upcoming The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, and boy does it look waggletastic! Check it
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Catherine to Bring Sex and Sheep Monsters to the U.S.
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 3 Never fear, GameCola Faithful: Atlus has heeded your cries. "Persona just isn't weird enough anymore!," you said. "Can you please make a game in which you grow a pair of goat horns and fight off mutan
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The 3DS Isn’t For Us
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 1 Just like with the Kinect (and, arguably, the Wii) before it, the videogame industry wants to be absolutely crystal clear about one thing regarding the 3DS: it's not meant for us at all. It's not a v
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Magicka’s New DLC is Set in Vietnam.
News Posts by Paul Franzen on Well, why not. Double Fine is developing a Sesame Street game for the Kinect, the Panasonic Jungle is GONE, and now, Magjika—the PC Diablolike about wizards doing wizardy things—is going to Vietna
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New Wii Game to Induce Creepy Laughter, Inappropriate Touching
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 4 This is a real game that's really being made, and yet we still don't have, for example, Beyond Good and Evil 2. Are you sure you're utilizing your resources properly, world?
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Topware May or May Not Suck
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 2 Allegations are coming from Destructoid that Topware Interactive may be guilty of performing various elicit acts in the name of promoting their new game, Two Worlds II. Among the accusations (which De