Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen

  • Alex Kidd, Your Face to Guest-Star in Hyperdimension Neptunia

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    Hyperdimension Neptunia, the NIS game in which personified versions of real-life videogame systems do battle for God knows what reason, will apparently feature summons of classic Sega characters, like Alex Kidd and Shinobi, according to a press release from the developer. Additionally, you can summon images from your PlayStation 3's photo album to inflict further damage, meaning that you can FINALLY teabag enemies with an image of your actual genitalia. (You know it's a question of when, not if. Or, unfortunately, why.) Hyperdimension Neptunia, the NIS game in which personified versions of real-life videogame systems do battle for God-knows what reason, will apparently feature summons of classic Sega characters, like Alex Kidd and Shinobi, according to a press release from the developer. Additionally, you can summon images from your PlayStation 3's photo album to inflict further damage, meaning that you can FINALLY teabag enemies with an image of your actual genitalia. (You know it's a question of when, not if. Or, unfortunately, why.)

  • Dragon Quest VI Coming to the U.S.

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    Finally! Does this complete the set? I think this completes the set. Are there any Dragon Quest games left that haven't been released in the U.S. yet? Can we all go back to pestering Squeenix about

  • There’s Still Time for the Humble Indie Bundle 2!

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    The Humble Indie Bundle 2 went live last week, but GameCola neglected to report on it, because we're a Grinch-like website who thinks that indie gaming is a waste of time (seriously, why not play a re

  • New BTTF Trailers, Release Date…Released

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    Finally! For months now, the release date for Back to the Future: The Game: Episode 1 has just been "December 2010"; in fact, that actually remained the release date for about half of December itself,

  • New Portal 2 Trailer Debuted at Terrible Awards Show

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    This past Saturday at the Spike TV Awkward Humor Awards, a whole bunch of new trailers for a whole bunch of new games were shown. Included in the lot were trailers for Mass Effect 3, Uncharted 3, Batm

  • Minus the Pudding Special Edition: Indie Games Winter Uprising

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    Hello everyone, and welcome to "Minus the Pudding," where I have to get this intro out of the way now, because I have friggin' fourteen games to talk about today. Why's that? Because today, we're going to be talking about all of the games featured in the "Indie Games Winter Uprising." The Uprising (or, maybe THE UPRISING, because how much cooler does that look?) is an attempt on the part of certain XBLI developers to make sure everyone know that, hey, sometimes, good XBLI games are released, too, in addition to all the penis massagers The way they're doing this is by flooding the service with a whole bunch of good games, all at the same time, which is pretty much the opposite of what normally happens.

  • Living Just to Find Emotion: New Journey Trailer Released

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    No, not that Journey, despite what you might think based on my headline's hilarious reference. This Journey. The one by thatgamecompany, developers of the 45h greatest videogame of all time, Flower.

  • Nintendo Retcons Super Mario Bros.

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    Via Kotaku, it looks like GameCola's ongoing debate of "Is she Princess Toadstool or Princess Peach?" has finally been put to rest. In its latest re-release of Super Mario All-Stars, Nintendo has dec

  • Spoilers Are Now Available for Back to the Future

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    At least, I'm assuming they are. I didn't actually read them, because they're spoilers. Anyway, according to Telltale Games's Facebook page, you can now visit Telltale Games's Back to the Future page,

  • Stephen Fry is Still in LittleBigPlanet

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    If you've been wondering if the voice of Stephen Fry would be featured in next year's LittleBigPlanet 2, the answer is a resounding "MMMRMRRRRPH," because Sackboys can't talk. If they could, though, t