• Portal 2 (PC)

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... OK, maybe not far, far away, because it's exactly like this one. I think it's in New Jersey somewhere. You know what? Screw it. You all know what Portal i

  • Pandaland (PC)

    It's always cool to be introduced to a great little indie game you've never heard of, and that's why I'm welcoming you to Pandaland, a retro-style indie platformer that came out for free last year. It

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (X360)

    If there's a platformer to get your laughing gear around, it's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Proof that the simplest of dishes can result in the most refined dining experiences, Chance of Meatbal

  • Attack of the Clones: Sonic the Hedgehog (Part 2)

    Following last month's look at some of the more mediocre Sonic clones, let's take a look at the better ones. While the Sonic-esque elements are getting a little thinner on the ground, these games

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. (NES)

    Inspired by a historic debate on the hills of GameCola Capitol, where 22+ comments were left showing our seven readers that me and Jeddy just don't see eye to eye, I'm covering the first Mario trilog

  • Amagon (NES)

    There it was. Shining, brilliant, in a beam of light before me, hovering silently above the sacred altar—I had finally found it. Amagon. When Grand Wizard Franzen had explained my mission, spoken in

  • Castlevania (NES)

    Every 100 years, Dracula's castle appears out of nowhere to bring the pain to lovely and poverty-ridden Transylvania, with the Belmont family tree answering their cries to smite the wicked.

  • Ice Climber (NES)

    Enough practice can cure the death disease, but gamers these days don't seem to have the patience of yesteryear.

  • Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES)

    It is unfortunate that so many people refused to accept the change that came with Zelda II.

  • The Jungle Book (GG)

    Honestly, would it have been that hard to make the objective just "reach the end"? I know you don't see a lot of games like this, but I think we could've figured it out.