Archive for Tag: The Grass is Always…

  • The Grass is Always…: Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time

    Columns Columns by Michael Gray on Comments2

    Welcome to "The Grass is Always...", where two people play a game and record their humorous commentary. Previously, we recorded the commentary by writing it down, but this month, we ventured into the

  • The Grass is Always…: Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt

    Columns Columns by Michael Gray on Comments1

    Welcome to "The Grass is Always..." For those of you who weren't reading GameCola in 2006, the general idea of this column is that two people play a game together, and someone tapes it. Then all the r

  • [NSFW] The Grass is Always…: The Suffering: Ties That Bind

    Columns Columns by Travis Combs on

    Would you rather escape a blood-soaked prison using various weapons to blow away demons, or skip through golden meadows with your companions Fluffy the Bunny and Happy the Unicorn?

  • [NSFW] The Grass is Always…: Resident Evil 4

    Columns Columns by Travis Combs on

    And if you love Resident Evil 4, you have to check out Animal Crossing!

  • The Grass is Always…: Killer 7

    Columns Columns by Travis Combs on

    This month is the last of the games we torture each other with out of our own collection. Next month, I mean it: We're going for the complete bottom-shelf shit games for rent at Hollywood Video. Just last week I saw Chicken Little, Bionicle and approximately 400 copies of Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Official Video Game of the Movie of the Cartoon of the Card Game.

  • The Grass is Always…: Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

    Columns Columns by Travis Combs on

    Joel loves cars. He is adept at taking them apart and putting them back together in a frighteningly gifted way. He can put you into a brain coma in 12 seconds (12 seconds!) flat rattling off specs for a car that he swears goes so fast it can rip a hole in the space time continuum and send you into the future. The only knowledge I have that is that extensive belongs to a little thing I like to call Hello Kitty. I’m losing focus here. The point is this: He knows machines inside and out. I once tried to change my oil and set my damn car on fire. You see my point here? While we get along tremendously well, we have little in common when it comes to our employment. I prefer indoors, desks and computers. He enjoys cars, car parts and having sex with wild squirrels.

  • The Grass is Always…: Breakdown

    Columns Columns by Joel Tandberg on

    Why do people play some of the games they do? Some games I just really don't get at all, or they don't interest me at all. Just looking at the back of the box I write many games off for being nerdy, b